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Intimacy Week On ‘MAFS’ Retold In Loose Tweets

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Do you feel horny? Randy? It’s your time to shine! Intimacy Week on Married at First Sight is upon us, and you know what that means? Long hugs, eye-gazing, and all sorts of weird stuff I should probably never attempt on a first date… again.

Our resident sexpert, Alessandra, invited the couples to complete a series of sexual exercises (aka sexercises), and she even hosted workshops to encourage the use of sex toys during intimacy. For such an enlightening conversation to air on primetime national TV is something worth celebrating.

We simply don’t deserve Alessandra.

As expected, the week brought more tension to the surface between Melissa and Josh, who have already been struggling with how their approach to sex in relationships differs.

This couple are a disaster and I can’t look away! But what I can look at are these very funny tweets inspired by last night’s antics!

The first instalment of Intimacy Week on Married at First Sight recapped in tweets:

The couples are still reeling from Sunday’s commitment ceremony. Janelle asks Adam if what Lyndall claimed was true, as she said he joked about going home with Claire. He doesn’t really answer, but they “hug it out” and decide to move on.

Bronte and Harrison get into a(nother) yelling fight over the fact the groom voted to leave. Bronte claims he had assured her he wouldn’t leave, and then he says that she’s “gaslighting” him, as he actually said “I’m not going anywhere”. Bronte slams Harrison, calling him a narcissist.

Alessandra hosts intimacy workshops separately between the women and men. She gives the ladies a box full of sex toys, but Melinda reckons that using sex toys is setting her partner up for failure. Wow. Yikes. The men awkwardly arrive for their session and she encourages sex toys and anal play during sex. Preach, queen!

Ollie and Tahnee get intimate with some cocktails, while Dan takes Sandy on a romantic dinner date. Harrison plans a date for his wife… who is no longer speaking to him. She rejects his date offer so he goes on his planned date alone. Super normal!

Josh presents Melissa with a Thor’s hammer Lego set — she’s thrilled. They put the set together and find the activity to be a bonding experience.

Jesse opens up to Claire about how he struggles with jealousy. She invites him to move back in when he’s ready. Alessandra visits the couple and instructs them to exchange a long hug which brings them back together as a couple.

Melissa is feeling like Josh hasn’t been affectionate enough. They end up in a blow-up as Melissa yells that he ‘doesn’t know how to love’. Josh threatens to leave the experiment.