The ‘Married At First Sight’ Intruder Weddings Recapped Via The Best Tweets
As one door closes, another opens: we may have said goodbye to Andrew and Holly as one of the MAFS experiment’s most disastrous couples, but the experts have decided we haven’t suffered enough. Oh no. They’ve brought three new intruder couples in, to spice things up.
Last night saw Carolina and Dion tie the knot, as well as Kate and Matt. Naturally, there was drama: Carolina hated her makeup and arrived to her own wedding three hours late, Kate worried a lot about her new husband liking her before realising she had never entertained the idea of her not liking him, and Dom and Jack had a spat at the reception of one of the weddings, just like a true married couple would.
Tonight will see the final intruder couple get married, but for now, let’s recap the first Married at First Sight intruder weddings via the best tweets.
GOT MY TWISTIES READY! Let’s gooooooo! #Mafs #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/W1RfuVLTyD
— Unlucky Lingerie (@unluckylingerie) February 21, 2022
First up, Al and Sam have had sex! Woohoo!
AL and SAM had sex ? wtf #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/q9jCxBAdJ4
— Sarah (@pinkysezwazza) February 21, 2022
Sam yesterday: I don’t want to kiss Al.
Sam today: we had sex.#MAFS #MAFSAU— So Dramatic! (@sodramaticpod) February 21, 2022
We meet Kate and Matt. Kate has suffered from bullying in her past, which still affects her self-esteem to this day. She’s never been in a long-term relationship. Matt has been married, fostered a bunch of kids, and is now divorced but is hoping to be a dad someday.
Matt really wants to be a dad. If only there was a woman on the show that really wanted to be a mum…#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/35MVfby06A
— Imdad (@shitchat_imdad) February 21, 2022
Holly at home watching Matt #mafs #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/8e6Csv4LaO
— Unlucky Lingerie (@unluckylingerie) February 21, 2022
I can’t tell if Kate or Matt make me more uncomfortable. #MAFSAU
— Hypothetical Tweets ?????? (@claremaree) February 21, 2022
Holly brings up wanting kids immediately – she's intense and a bunny boiler
Matt talks about his desire to have kids immediately – he's amazing and mature. #MAFSAU #MAFS #MarriedAtFirstSight
— reality tweets (@RealityTVTweet3) February 21, 2022
Dion and Carolina are matched. Carolina is a single mum: she had her now 16-year-old son in her teens, taught herself English, and started a new life for herself in Australia. Dion is a property dealer, who seems extremely wealthy, and loves rich people things like cars, boats, watches (plural), you know, whatever.
I know maths is not my strong suit but if Carolina is 34, her son is 16 and she was pregnant at 15, then that’s a 3 year freaking gestation. ? She’s a medical marvel. #MAFS #MAFSAustralia #mafsau
— Kerry Reynolds (@Kezzakatami) February 21, 2022
Is it #MAFS or #maths? Carolina is 34 and has a 16 year old son who she had when she was 15? #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/ylIergdI0u
— Oily Shoes (@oilyshoes) February 21, 2022
Dion & Carolina will be over once the honesty box makes her say she will only date men over 6’2. #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/C6hUQtHq27
— Hero (@hierohero1) February 21, 2022
During the wedding and photo shoot, Kate isn’t feeling the spark with Matt. Matt, for his part, likens Kate to an onion with all her layers. He also says he likes “a good sex”.
Kate: I've never had a boyfriend.
Also Kate: physically he's not what I'd normally go for.#MAFS #MAFSAU
— So Dramatic! (@sodramaticpod) February 21, 2022
KATE: Ppl have called me ugly my whole life and it hurts!
*sees Matt* #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/vw0CLbDS9Z— MAHONEY (@cdtmahoney) February 21, 2022
Just watched a history-making moment in real time #mafs #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/9hMfmFXWP0
— Alana Calvert (@AlanaCalvert) February 21, 2022
When you set your boundaries and he calls you an onion #nahmatejustdontfuckentouchme #MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/cpLpAKYd3H
— OnlyMAFS (@only_mafs) February 21, 2022
She literally just said she’s not a touchy feely person and he moves in closer.Seriously dude #MAFSAU #mafs
— Glenn Hampson (@GlennHampson) February 21, 2022
Compare the pair.#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/hKKu1q1GOt
— So Dramatic! (@sodramaticpod) February 21, 2022
"I love a good sex."
WTF is up with this dude? #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/GsVsG2RnY3— MAHONEY (@cdtmahoney) February 21, 2022
Dom and Jack start fighting at Matt and Kate’s reception, giving a real look into married life.
Dom asking Jack for compassion after bagging him out in public. #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/kN7pxSTwvA
— Emily Tammes (@EmilyTammes) February 21, 2022
No one at the wedding:
Domenica: I want a guy who rips my clothes off. #mafs #mafsau— Ben Shute (@Ben_Shute) February 21, 2022
Jack: “it’s like talking to a f**king brick wall!”
Dom:#mafs #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/S6mxMCUyEL— Hannah KATE (@HannahKATE04) February 21, 2022
There’s some forced drama as Dion’s friends find out Carolina has a kid and go to tell him about it, before chickening out. Eventually, Carolina tells Dion she has a 16-year-old and he looks frazzled.
Dion's friends are acting like Carolina's son is in prison for grand theft auto.#MAFS #MAFSAU
— So Dramatic! (@sodramaticpod) February 21, 2022
Carolina’s son is older than Dion’s teeth. #MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia
— Michael Byrnes (@MichaelByrnes) February 21, 2022
CAN HE GET OVER IT? IT'S A KID, NOT A MURDER.#MAFS #MAFSAU #MarriedatfirstsightAustralia
— Need_A (@NeedA37856342) February 21, 2022
Dion after hearing Carolina has a 16 years old son#MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/feYIs6SsHr
— Kath!?⚡ (@Katheandr) February 21, 2022
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Married at First Sight continues tonight on Channel 9 and 9Now at 7:30pm.