The ‘MAFS’ Intruder Weddings Hellfire Recapped In Funny Tweets
Last night’s Married at First Sight sure was An Episode, as four intruder contestants were introduced and the season’s first cheating scandal unfolded.
And like most intruder couples, it already looks like these pairings are destined for disaster. First up, we’ve got high-maintenance bride Tayla matched with low-maintenance groom, Hugo. Then there’s the confident and extroverted model, Evelyn, who was wed to the super shy introvert, Rupert. Well played, MAFS experts. Well played.
But all the intruder drama was overshadowed by Claire revealing earlier in the episode that despite how furious she was with Jesse for accusing her of cheating with Adam, umm… she actually did cheat with Adam. BIG LOL.
JUSTICE FOR JESSE AND JANELLE.
There’s a lot to unpack so let’s jump straight in!
Last night’s intruder weddings on Married at First Sight recapped in tweets:
Jesse has never been happier, which means things are about to take a sharp turn. Claire shares that she’s feeling guilty as she’s hiding a secret before confiding in Sandy that on the notorious night out, she had in fact kissed Adam. She adds that afterwards, Adam encouraged her not to tell anyone.
Oh dear gods he's falling in love and is about to have his heart ripped out on national TV I cant#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/KTi6NPcYK6
— to whom it may concern (@bishcheese) February 20, 2023
I’m going to need a public apology from everyone who gaslit Jesse last week #MAFSAU
— jade (@jadeyk01) February 20, 2023
every fucking time they show jesse on the screen my heart SINKS #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/NceBbaluxN
— alysha ♡ (@intosneedy) February 20, 2023
Yes Jesse was a massive douche at the start but the way Adam and Claire not only lied to his face but made him out to be crazy and made him apologise knowing he was right and they were lying is plain fucked up #mafs #mafsau
— jedda ? (@jeddamindtricks) February 20, 2023
‘once a cheater always a cheater’ as janelle once said about adam when he told her he cheated in the past #MAFSAU
— tamsyn ♡ (@tamsynkelly_) February 20, 2023
Who deserves better?! #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/iFdKJUWG66
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) February 20, 2023
But just as we try to process that bombshell, it’s time for intruder weddings! Down in Tasmania, we meet nurse and control freak, Tayla, who will be wed to account executive and human labrador, Hugo, from Sydney.
Taylah seems like the human version of a fucking migrane #MAFS #MAFSAU
— ????? ???????? (@DylanMatthews91) February 20, 2023
Tayla marrying Hugo is just throwing Hugo directly into the lion's den.
This lovely man is about to be eaten alive.#MAFS #MAFSAU
— So Dramatic! (@sodramaticpod) February 20, 2023
Moving on to glamorous model Evelyn from Sydney, who has been matched with Rupert, a sparky from Brisbane. Do opposites attract? We’re about to find out! Against our will!
I’m not keen on them pairing The Model with the guy who is so nervous he struggled to speak. Shaming someone for struggling with words is NOT entertaining. Soz. #MAFSAU
— Catherine Cahill (@cacsense) February 20, 2023
Tayla is freaking out about everything: her groom’s height, her dress, the long car ride, why she joined the show, and why she can’t just go to the pub. Big mood.
Call me cynical (after watching this shitshow of a season) but from the first glimpse these two look completely unsuited. The “experts” might have done it again! #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/QYKdLDhgPI
— Tame_punks_bong (@Tamepunks_bong) February 20, 2023
Tayla and Hugo meet and look, she ain’t super impressed. Tayla’s vows are chaotic, and she heckles Hugo during his — even though they’re the sweetest vows I’ve ever heard.
The audacity to have not made this happen #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/tSE1fF5O2w
— to whom it may concern (@bishcheese) February 20, 2023
Rupert drops the wedding rings while awkwardly waltzing up the aisle. He is so blown away by Evelyn (same tbh!) to the point where he forgets how to form words instead mumbling nonsense at her. Unlike Hugo, Rupert’s vows fall flat with weird jokes and that’s all before he almost misplaces the rings.
#MAFS #MAFSAU
Evelyn: I need a confident guy
The experts : pic.twitter.com/BvR0UlQp6Q— Professor Depression (Taylors version) (@LordLamicital) February 20, 2023
Evelyn: I've been hurt before, I just want someone genuine.
*Rupert is genuinely nervous as any normal non-model/fame hungry person would be*
Evelyn: No, not like that!#MAFSAU #MAFS
— Married At First Sight Experts (@mafsexperts) February 20, 2023
Love the complete lack of empathy about Rupert’s nervousness from those who did this exact thing like 2 weeks ago. Arseholes. Don’t help him look for the ring or have a kind thought or anything… #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/pUQrPOke3B
— Tame_punks_bong (@Tamepunks_bong) February 20, 2023
After an awkward photoshoot, Evelyn attempts to have a conversation but Rupert simply refuses to speak. And when he does speak, it doesn’t make much sense. At least Hugo and Tayla are talking, but I kind of wish Tayla wasn’t as she yells “I hate cats!” at her groom when he asks about her pet preferences.
Have had Pap smears less awkward that Rupert and Evelyn’s conversation. #mafs #mafsau
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) February 20, 2023
Honestly think Rupert is the only person to have a normal reaction to marrying a complete stranger on national tv #MAFSAU
— ??????? ♥︎ (@MtotheG_) February 20, 2023
"What type of name is Rupert?"
A name right out of the same era as yours, Evelyn.#mafs #mafsau
— Nez ?? (@fraggle73) February 20, 2023
Meatball hates you too, Tayla. #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/nqcyp7BBx0
— beatingdrums (@beatingdrums) February 20, 2023
Jesse is thriving at the wedding but the vibe is off. Sandy passed on to Dan what Claire had told her, and he ain’t happy. Due to the stress, Claire rushes to the toilet to vomit. Meanwhile, Adam is acting like he and Janelle are the perfect couple. Lol.
“People can get through things” is the nicest way Sandy could say something without being the bearer of bad news and I applaud her for her tact and refusing to be in the middle #MAFSAU
— Steph the sarcastic sequin (@Steph_Simmons89) February 20, 2023
adam is such a fucking dog, claire is literally throwing up from guilt while he’s telling her to shut her mouth and acting like nothings wrong#mafs #mafsau
— kate (@XXK4T3XX) February 20, 2023
The healing crystal Claire will need with Jesse #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/heOhsUWrxb
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) February 20, 2023
Claire is triggered when Tayla’s wedding speech mentions “loyalty,” so decides now is the time to pull Jesse aside. You sure about that, sis? She tells him about the secret kiss with Adam and he replies that he knew all along. He calls Adam “a dog” and “a snake” and he’s furious. We can’t blame him.
He's gunna need a fucktonne of sage smudge sticks #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/HPtL2CepVS
— to whom it may concern (@bishcheese) February 20, 2023
Hey Mafs, I’ve fixed Adam’s description for you#adam #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/CRBWf4ZVY6
— iWatchTooMuchTv (@iWatch2MTV) February 20, 2023
If I had to pick one piece of advice to Adam is dont lie to your wife especially if you have a record ??♂️#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/SkMh5QsL53
— ????? ???????? (@DylanMatthews91) February 20, 2023
My heart breaks for jesse. I know we had him wrong in the beginning, but he was right. And he was made to feel crazy for how he felt. I’ve been made to feel crazy for thinking a partner has cheated before, and I was right. I feel for him #MAFSAU
— Kait Nicole (@Kait_Nicole7) February 20, 2023
Everyone at the start shitting on jesse for his high walls. And then Claire proving why he has them. Justice for Jesse. #MAFSAU
— Teegan Oakes (@Teegs93) February 20, 2023