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Last Night’s Tense ‘MAFS’ Retold In Funny Tweets

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We’re back for another episode of Jesse’s hostage crisis, err I mean… Married at First Sight.

On Monday’s episode, the OG couples moved on to the stage of the experiment where they invite a friend or family member to their apartment. Meanwhile, the intruder couples are moving in together and completing some of the early tasks.

So basically, the episode was all over the place and we were just strapped in for the bumpy ride. Thankfully, Twitter was there to lighten the mood, which was seriously needed based on Dan’s disgusting treatment of Sandy.

HUGE YIKES.

Last night’s Married at First Sight retold in very funny tweets:

The mood between Sandy and Dan has never been more confusing. After Dan admitted he wasn’t sexually attracted to his wife, they decided to have sex. Choices were made!

Melinda and Layton are thriving and giggling over how over-the-top Harrison was at the previous commitment ceremony. Meanwhile, Harrison is taking care of Bronte… in full view of the cameras. He hasn’t even gone to the gym! Can you imagine!

Cameron attempts to make amends by gifting Lyndall a bouquet of flowers. They regroup over Claire voting to stay with Cameron furious with her decision. Jesse is over it too.

The intruders are moving in together! Evelyn and Hugo are feuding over his waking up techniques. Tayla will still not allow Hugo to… sleep in a bed. They then move on to some of the spiciest exercises the other couples have already completed, including the dreaded photo ranking task where Hugo ranked Tayla second-last as a reflection of how she’s treated him.

It’s time for family and friends to visit! Jesse is already dreading spending time with Claire’s dad but things get even more awkward when she admits she kissed another groom. Jesse does not want to be there.

Duncan and Alyssa discuss with her mother how Alyssa being a single mum might play into their relationship outside the experiment. Back with Sandy, Dan has been missing for over six hours. Given they just got intimate for the first time, Sandy is left devastated.

When he returns, he doesn’t understand what the big deal is with him spending six hours at the gym. Dan’s friend and Sandy’s sister arrive, and things get even more tense when Dan shames Sandy for not being an “active person” which has led him to question their compatibility. He also won’t move for her. Gurl, run.

On the side with his friend, Dan rambles egotistical nonsense and his friend just enables his delusions of grandeur. Huge yikes. He then tells Sandy that he doesn’t think their “me time” is compatible and Sandy (and me) have no clue what he’s on about.