I Tried To Hit On Guys On Tinder Using Iconic ‘MAFS’ Quotes & Umm, It Totally Worked

This season of Married At First Sight has been sensational viewing and I know I’m not the only one that will be filled with deep sadness when it concludes tonight.

One thing that is especially distinctive about the current season has been the iconic phrases that have come out of the mouths of these messy brides and grooms. But would these be out of place in the IRL world of dating? Let’s see, shall we.

Here’s what happened when I used iconic quotes from Married At First Sight on Tinder.

This is going to be a garbage fire.

I eased into it with a classic Jules quote followed by the most iconic phrase this show has seen. The guy was baffled by me in general. I’m sorry.

It’s true, nowhere on his bio did he claim to be ‘King Ding-A-Ling’, I can vouch for that.

Next up I tried my hand at the more memorable Susie-isms. Translation: the weird as shit things Susie said to Billy during their marriage aka hostage situation.

First, I simply asked for Splenda.

What kind of person has never heard of Splenda? Wow.

Well, if you haven’t heard of artificial sweetener, surely you know more about surfing. But this dude had no answers for me.

I think I may have traumatised that dude. “I still haven’t understood anything” is very relatable and is basically me on every dating app.

From here, things got weird. It seemed whatever I said, the fellas took it as some kind of mating call. All I typed was that I felt like a cupcake – nothing overly sexual, right?

WRONG. He must watch MAFS and know the code. It didn’t matter what I replied, I continued to be “misconstrued”. Jessika knows what I’m saying.

I really don’t want to know what he thinks I mean by “cupcake” but I shall be consulting my nearest Bible.

If you thought cupcake had sexual connotations, check out this next convo where this guy just immediately wanted nudes.

(By the way boys, if you think Tinder is a safe space for women, kindly see below.)

I truly just wanted to go swimming. How did this convo end up here?

I couldn’t resist ending my experiment with the series’ resident hornbag Ines, starting with a hatching chicken and ending in a very direct proposition.

Sure, he could have feigned more enthusiasm but I’m taking this as a win.

So there you have it, folks, despite this season including the trashiest cast the series has ever seen… their material works a treat.

Tbh, all of humanity is screwed.