Tonight’s ‘MAFS’ Madness Retold In Funny Tweets
It’s time for the grooms’ home stays on Married at First Sight, which means the ladies are moving in with their hubbies and there’s not a single fitted sheet to be seen.
The absolute horror. This evening I will sleep on a naked mattress in solidarity with my sisterhood. On tonight’s episode, Stacey won the the jackpot because Michael happens to be filthy rich and his house is an absolute dream. It’s so huge, she doesn’t even need to go near him! Lucky!
While one of the experiment’s strongest couples, Cathy and Josh, continued to spiral further apart when Josh’s mum involved herself in their problems…again. I just can’t with Josh anymore.
Let me tell you, people on Twitter had MANY OPINIONS over the whole mess.
Tonight’s Married at First Sight retold in funny tweets:
Cathy deliberated over whether she would go to Josh’s hometown, as she struggled to move on from Josh’s revelation that they were stuck in the friend-zone.
watching Cathy cry in her teddy-bear dressing gown is actually breaking my heart for real 😭 #mafs #mafsau
— Nearly Beloved Podcast (@nearly_beloved) March 9, 2020
Is that a toilet roll she has on #MAFS? She be rich. pic.twitter.com/bZ7hTWXNKN
— Jude Xavier (@judexmurphy) March 9, 2020
You can tell this was filmed last year, because if Cathy was coughing like that now, MAFS would be shut down for 14 days!!! #MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/KTRZ9JzHUl
— Mark E Mark (@MarkEMarkAU) March 9, 2020
Stacey had a tour of Michael’s impressive house and then proceeded to go through all his cupboards to cleanse his home of his past bachelor lifestyle.
Meanwhile…Stacy during home visits #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/2QPlfzwHri
— Rachel Grace (@rach4xav) March 9, 2020
Stacey getting insight into how Michael lives: #MAFS pic.twitter.com/SAhJoYwhE2
— seapunk aesthete 💮 (@BiancaNeveXO) March 9, 2020
Stacey forgiving Michael for all his mistakes once she see his mansion #MAFS pic.twitter.com/oJ8HpEjznK
— J O D E S 💗 (@jodes888) March 9, 2020
Stacey saying she loves Michael:#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/jgG206hU1t
— Stweetheart (@stweet_heart) March 9, 2020
Later on, Stacey grilled Michael over having women’s swimwear.
Who the fuck has a bathtub next to their bed?! Who wears someone elses bathers?! Who keeps peples bathers?! #mafsau #mafs pic.twitter.com/E86V7y0640
— MsShree (@loverofthangs) March 9, 2020
Stacey, that is simply not how chlamydia works. #MAFS
— hannah story (@hannahmstory) March 9, 2020
When you realise the cheating scandal has paid off because you’re one step closer to getting the house. #MAFS pic.twitter.com/vN90fHhKaz
— Ashlee (@_itsashleeee_) March 9, 2020
Over on the Gold Coast, Jonethen took Connie skating which turned into a romantic date.
Connie desperately trying to make it work by fake laughing her way through it #MAFS pic.twitter.com/IVp29o1qVh
— deadplant15 (@deadplant15) March 9, 2020
Connie and Jonathen wearing matching Hawaiian shirts #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/u98F5lYR8L
— JR Smith search party leader (@FirzForever) March 9, 2020
Me protecting myself from toxic people #MAFS pic.twitter.com/pVbQpgMghD
— stepho mode (@hazzamynazza) March 9, 2020
Seb’s fitness routine has emotionally traumatised us all forever.
If I saw this PT session in real life, I’d call the police #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/C7eAhMZwJ9
— Bridget (@staybridget) March 9, 2020
Seb doing personal training #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/K0wgW5iXV7
— anthony 🍨 (@IceCreamTony) March 9, 2020
KC and Drew arrived in humid Cairns and their welcome party was a giant unicorn teddy. Seriously Drew, grow TF up.
Still more personality than Drew has demonstrated thus far? #mafs #mafsau #marriedatfirstsight pic.twitter.com/UdoEXyTpSo
— Nearly Beloved Podcast (@nearly_beloved) March 9, 2020
In Newcastle, Josh did what he does best: threw his wife under the bus in front of his mum.
Josh hiding behind his mum again #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/MHAxYU6Apl
— anthony 🍨 (@IceCreamTony) March 9, 2020
Josh yeeting Cathy under the bus. #MAFS pic.twitter.com/mTvuGmhGLi
— Jules LeFevre (@jules_lefevre) March 9, 2020
Nothing wrong with inviting your family around to watch you break up with your missus. #MAFS
— Mr Evil Breakfast (@evilbreakfast) March 9, 2020
Josh's Mum vs Connie's Mum in a street fight.
That's what we really want to watch.#MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/nFTgHB26Vh
— Married At First Sight Experts (@mafsexperts) March 9, 2020
Cathy, pls dump him sis.
RUN CATHY RUN #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/i8WFCVSHiN
— ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ (@VonBitchPants) March 9, 2020
Cathy, the umbilical cord is a tripping hazard. Time to call it a day #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/I6bmRdgQRp
— Bridget (@staybridget) March 9, 2020