LOL: Tonight’s ‘MAFS’ Retold In Hilarious Tweets
Right now in these strange and uncertain times, it’s important to keep some consistency in our lives, which for us means watching Married at First Sight and doing what we do best: judge others for meaningless entertainment.
Tonight served as a part two to last night’s boys and girls’ nights and gave us a tiny bit of actual action when Lizzie got up in Hayley’s face after a war of words with Stacey. Over with the boys, Ivan rocked up fashionably late and had to face Michael and Josh, who spent the night badmouthing him to the other fellas. Ivan hinted that he had some tea on Michael, and we’re ready for him to spill ASAP.
Aside from that drama, the rest of the episode was pretty dull as Connie and Jonethen, along with KC and Drew, went on their final dates. Honestly, the most exciting part was watching Connie make a scrapbook, so you know shit is grim. Let’s jump into the tweets!
Tonight’s Married at First Sight retold via funny tweets:
Michael and Josh told the boys their version of events of what happened with Ivan and that messy dinner party, before the man himself rocked up to try and defend himself.
Somebody put Michael on MUTE #MAFS pic.twitter.com/wGMfuTEfki
— ✨Alexandra Popovic✨ (@VIPVirtualSols) March 23, 2020
Ivan is gutless, says Josh who sat silent while his mum bullied his wife because she ignored him for 24 hours one time. #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Emmee (@blueemmee) March 23, 2020
You know Josh has already complained about Ivan to his mum 🤷🏻♂️#MAFS #MAFSAustralia #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/aapxTyL7fX
— Married At First Sight Experts (@mafsexperts) March 23, 2020
the boys greeting Ivan at the pub #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/Mc2WxbhoME
— anthony 🍨 (@IceCreamTony) March 23, 2020
“Why bro”
“Cuz bro
“But why bro”
“Ya know why bro”
“Nah I don’t get it man”
“Yeah bro”
“Bro”
“Man”
“Brooooo” #mafsau #mafs— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) March 23, 2020
Ivan later hinted that he knew something about Michael and Stacey’s relationship that could blow everything up. Pls… go on.
Ivan titillating us with more promised drama #mafs #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia He brings the goods! pic.twitter.com/s0AdX5XuzA
— Laura (@lawz500) March 23, 2020
Hayley continued to antagonise Stacey until Lizzie jumped in to defend her and got up in Hayley’s grill. I think it’s time we all call it a night.
Stacey: “I’M A LAWYER!!”. Also Stacey: “WHY DID YOU BRING MY LAW DEGREE INTO IT?” #mafs #mafsau
— Zoe Moon (@MissZoeLaLa) March 23, 2020
The girls reunion proves why social distancing may be a good thing!! #MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/C1ND3VP8LY
— Mark E Mark (@MarkEMarkAU) March 23, 2020
Honestly, after Martha throwing wine on Cyrell’s, Stacey throwing a napkin on Hayley is just a massive letdown. #MAFS
— Emily Tammes (@EmilyTammes) March 23, 2020
Lizzie: #MAFS pic.twitter.com/b3W2w3Wupd
— ✨ b a b y ✨ (@violettfemmes) March 23, 2020
Seriously Lizzie
#MAFS pic.twitter.com/IW96jrh9Yk
— Ashlee (@_itsashleeee_) March 23, 2020
spare a thought for connie who is in the middle of Stacey and Haley like #MAFS pic.twitter.com/WFChGuKHzS
— rach 🌸 (@rachdotcom) March 23, 2020
Connie put together a scrapbook as a gift for Johnnie, then they drove to the beach for their final date. Before Johnnie went for a surf, Connie presented him with some swimming togs printed with her face.
I like the energy of Connie's scrapbook for Johnnie of their "good times" together #MAFS pic.twitter.com/L5T2xZrS30
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) March 23, 2020
About sums up Connies relationship with John #MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/A1haQz7zDb
— Andy Vee Insta #avi_imaging (@vee_andy) March 23, 2020
Connie is actually me the entirety of my teenage years going above and beyond for a boring white guy only for him to merely high five me #MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia
— mimi petrakis (@MimiPetrakis) March 23, 2020
KC was romanced by Drew with strawberries and Prosecco aboard a fancy boat. She lapped it right up.
If only Drew had taken KC to the Build A Bear store for their last date. #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Crazy Tan (@CrazyTans) March 23, 2020
Can drew stop pretending his outfit didn’t cost more than my rent #mafs
— jordyn (@jordyn_x) March 23, 2020
Clip 1: How to self-quarantine.
Clip 2: How people practice self-quarantine.
YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG! 🤕#MAFS #MAFSAustralia #MAFSAUpic.twitter.com/qd7PvRIn4w
— Married At First Sight Experts (@mafsexperts) March 23, 2020
Ok not interested in this part. #mafs pic.twitter.com/GL3rwYBfhl
— Annie (@WandererAnnie) March 23, 2020
At a beachside dinner, Connie told Johnnie why she voted to stay and he gave her some shell earrings and adopted a penguin for her which he named “Connithen”.
The more Connie explains why she wrote stay the more I don’t understand why she wrote stay#mafs #mafsau
— Amanda Catalano (@AmandaAngiolino) March 23, 2020
jonnie these are some thoughtful ass gifts for someone who has wrote leave 3 times #MAFS pic.twitter.com/Kn54Qk6tTl
— ✨ b a b y ✨ (@violettfemmes) March 23, 2020
Jonethen when he goes back home #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/xPtbSvOwWm
— Loddy (@sumwheresmiling) March 23, 2020
Jonnie’ll be using the scrapbook for toilet paper two weeks from now.. trust me#mafs
— butterfly SZN 🦋 (@prettylittty) March 23, 2020