The Hottest Shirtless Scenes In Marvel Movies Ranked, From Chris Hemsworth To Thicc Hulk

It’s hard to imagine that we’ve been watching Marvel movies for more than ten years. That’s ten years of watching some of the hottest people in the universe who are at peak physical condition save the world.

Avengers: Endgame is almost here and a lot of people are rewatching the films in anticipation. But what if you’re a busy business bitch who doesn’t have time to watch 21 movies in a week?

Thankfully, only a few of these movies are absolutely necessary viewing — and we say it’s the ones with shirtless scenes.

So here are the top 8 Marvel movies ranked by how hot their shirtless scenes are:

#1. Captain America: The First Avenger

This scene changed cinema and my body forever.

It pretty much set the standard for gratuitous shirtless scenes in the Marvel movies and we appreciate its contribution to modern pop-culture. Chris Evans is also the biggest man alive in this scene and I just wanted to point that out.

#2. Black Panther

Michael B. Jordan made us the heart-eyes emoji in every scene of this movie but the moment he took his shirt off was one of the biggest revelations of 2018. Try to name one more attractive villain, but I won’t hear you because I’ll be dreaming about this scene.

#3. Every Thor movie but especially Ragnarok

LOOK

AT HIS

MUSCLES!

#4. Guardians of the Galaxy

Chris Pratt got buff, and when we say buff we mean BUFF. He’s all angry and sweaty too, which is working tbh. Anyone who says they prefer Chris Pratt’s dad-bod to this scene is a dirty liar and you don’t need that kind of negative energy in your life.

#5. Ant-Man

I didn’t go into this movie expecting to have my worldview shattered, but there you go.

Paul Rudd in the designated “funny” Marvel movie makes a lot of sense. But then he surprised us all with a six-pack and bulging biceps and cinema-goers around the world were all suddenly very thirsty.

#6. Spider-Man: Homecoming

Everyone has an opinion on the best version of Spider-Man but we can confirm that Tom Holland is the best because of his abs in this scene.

#7. Captain America: The Winter Soldier

I would have liked another scene where Chris Evans takes his shirt off, but Sebastian Stan with a metal arm still does it for me and I won’t let anyone make me feel guilty about that.

This movie also has a scene where Chris Evans literally pulls a flying helicopter through the air with his bare hands so, you know, forgiveness is a virtue.

#8. The Avengers

There are two types of people in this world: people who have a crush on gorgeous Mark Ruffalo, and everybody else who’s thirsty for The Hulk.

I’m not here to pick sides, I’m just an impartial judge who’s presenting you with the facts. And the facts don’t lie — The Hulk is a thicc boy who’s literally always shirtless, because nobody makes shirts for muscles this big.

Now you’re all caught up on the Marvel Cinematic Universe and ready for Avengers: Endgame! You’re welcome.