McDonald’s are releasing their own clothing line

No longer content with just fast-food, McDonald’s are releasing a clothing line, using the ubiquitous Big Mac as the principle design for garments ranging from pyjamas to bed spreads to hoodies.

Hopefully the future of McDonald’s clothing will branch out into more innovative designs like fries, chicken nuggets and thick shakes. Couples will walk the streets wearing ‘his and hers’ sundaes, children will be swaddled in hotcake themed blankets, businessmen will proudly sport Hamburglar ties and trendy youths will be able to “rock” a Ronnie McD’s hoodie. Early focus group testing suggested that “McD’s” resonated strongly with teenagers, facilitating generally “burger positive” attitudes in the 13-16 demographics.

For these pioneers of nutrition, the sky is the limit. Perhaps they can start to consider things like McDonald’s themed insecticide, or McDonald’s themed anti-depressants which they could give to the models and the dog in their fashion spread. The slightly tortured stares suggest they could use a couple.

via Fashion Journal

Words by Simon Toppin