McDonald’s Has Responded To Kanye West’s Bizarre McPoem About Their ‘Evil’ Fries

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If you haven’t been able to get your hands on Frank Ocean‘s rare ‘Boys Don’t Cry’ zine, which accompanies Ocean’s new album ‘Blonde’, there’s one inclusion from Kanye West which was particularly bizarre.

The poem by West is about McDonald’s, and seems to allude that their french fries have their own agenda, are “evil” and their ribs are made with artificial meat.

S.C.A.N.D.A.L

But the company has taken to Twitter to offer a rebuttal, and have posted their own poem directed at West, which says:

McDonald’s: 1. Kanye: 0.

If you haven’t read Kanye’s McPoem as yet, check out his beautiful words below:

McDonalds Man
McDonalds Man
The French Fries Had A Plan
The French Fries Had A Plan
The Salad Bar And The Ketchup Made A Band
Cus The French Fries Had A Plan
The French Fries Had A Plan
McDonalds Man
McDonalds

I Know Them French Fries Had A Plan
I Know Them French Fries Had A Plan
The Cheeseburger And The Shakes Formed A Band
To Overthrow The French Fries Plan
I Always Knew Them French Fries Was Evil Man
Smelling All Good And Shit
I Don’t Trust No Food That Smells That Good Man
I Don’t Trust It I Can’t
McDonalds Man
McDonalds Man
McDonalds Damn

Them French Fries Look Good Tho
I Knew The Diet Coke Was Jealous Of The Fries
I Knew The Diet Coke Was Jealous Of The Fries
Even The McRib Was Jealous Of The Fries
I could See It Through His Artificial Meat Eyes
And He Only Be There Some Of The Time
Everybody Was Jealous Of Them French Fries
Except For That One Special Guy
That Smooth Apple Pie