WTF: A Fairdinkum Aussie Moron Has Reported His Dad To Police For Setting Fire To His Dank Weed Stash

An ‘enraged’ son has dobbed his father in to the police after he discovered that he had set fire to his marijuana plants during a domestic dispute in the Northern Territory.

Police were called to a property in the south-east Darwin town of Humpty Doo (what a fitting name), at around 6:30pm last night.

By reporting his old man, the idiotic son basically confessed to the fact that he had been in possession of cannabis – which is obviously illegal, duh – until it was set on fire.

The Superintendent who was on duty, Louise Jorgensen said:

“Things came to a head yesterday evening and the father allegedly threw all of his son’s cannabis plants onto the bonfire and completely destroyed them,”

“This enraged the son, he called us and told us everything basically.”

Fortunately for the son, no charges are expected to be laid, because all the evidence of his drug stash had been destroyed… thanks, Dad!

Police officers said that they rocked up at the house and could only look on in confusion as the son packed up his stuff and stormed out to stay with relatives.

“The evidence has been destroyed as has the son’s reputation… people don’t usually come forward to say their drug stash has been destroyed or stolen but there you go,” the police woman said.

What a true blue moron! #Facepalm ?

Source: ABC News

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