A Doco About Massive Penises Just Dropped And The Reactions Are Wild
A documentary dedicated to extra-large penises has just dropped in the UK, and the reactions are hilarious!
Yes, you read that right. My Massive Cock is a doco strictly about the highs and lows of having a large pee-pee.
And you know what? There are a lot of things happening in the UK, like the whole PM resignation debacle, but a movie about giant dicks wasn’t on the 2022 roster for me…or for anyone!
The documentary follows the lives of British men who have ‘uuge penises and how their large package impacts their lives. My Massive Cock explores the positives and negatives of having a large schlong, with some of the negatives including injuring their partners during sex and finding pants that actually fit. The doco even touches on penis reduction surgery.
Channel 4 just dropped My Massive Cock this week, and we’re not surprised that the same people who produced the raunchy reality TV dating show Naked Attraction were behind this project too.
Ever wondered what it's like to have a super-sized penis? Now's your chance to find out.
'My Massive C**ck' takes a look at the extra-well-endowed, from porn stars and polyamorous couples to those seriously considering penis reduction surgery.
Tonight at 10pm and then on All 4. pic.twitter.com/ZuAMz3AzfO
— Channel 4 (@Channel4) October 24, 2022
Viewers who tuned into My Massive Cock were shook as they did not know that the penises would be shown left, right, and centre, despite the title literally containing the word cock.
Some people took to Twitter to share their reactions and some of these are way too much!
Disclaimer: if you are looking through online threads about this documentary, just know it is NSFW. I learned this the hard way, writing this story in the office on my work computer. LOL.
Here are some of the best reactions to My Massive Cock:
Was not expecting to be flicking through the tv channels and see someone’s massive wang on my tv screen.
Is there nothing Channel 4 won’t air? 😅😂
— Unai am Emma-ry (@WhatTheForkLads) October 24, 2022
Channel 4 has a new documentary series called My Massive Cock.
It is NOT about chickens.
Way to keep it classy, Channel 4! 🙄
— Sam Dobbie (@Sam198247235291) October 23, 2022
tonight on channel 4: a documentary about growing up in the 80’s with the constant threat of nuclear war, followed by another documentary entitled “my massive c**k”
— grace 💗 (@gracebonnar) October 24, 2022
I'm crying, I really watched a show called "My massive C**k" today akahshdkskajahsh
We need to protect Channel 4 at all costs
— Kam 'Goofy is Black' Kashii (@Kamkashii) October 25, 2022
Just turned on the TV to clips from THREADS and next up is MY MASSIVE C*CK. This, after last night’s experimental showing of THE INBETWEENERS and we really need to protect Channel 4 at all costs
— Helen Simmons ✨ (@HelenSimmons8) October 24, 2022
too many people trying to watch my massive cock on channel 4 pic.twitter.com/OrVdXA3ygK
— ★彡J.M.K.E🗿 (@sistersniffany) October 25, 2022
“My Massive Cock” Channel 4, 10pm
Won’t bother watching it cos there won’t be anyone I know on there.
— Vampire Ems 🧛♂️ 😈 (@VampireEms) October 24, 2022
After the success of the Channel 4 Documentary late last night “My Massive c&&k” (yes really!) I confirm that I have now been approached to take part in the follow up show
……. “My Huge Arse” 😃— Dr Peter Weeks (@DrPeterWeeks1) October 25, 2022
Some people even took to TikTok to document their reactions to the shocking documentary.
@honeybunpaigeDayum♬ original sound – Paigeeeee ❤️
@chazpants Anyone else watching My Massive 🍆?! 😂 #britishtv #channel4 #StopScammerTime ♬ original sound – Charmain
The Gossip Gays podcast talked about their viewing experience of My Massive Cock and, although one of them fell asleep before it ended, they described their experience as a “live action hungry hippos.”
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We’re not too sure if My Massive Cock will ever air in Australia, but if it does, I think I’ll need a warning before I literally die of a jump scare.