Natalie Portman Reprised Her Iconic SNL Rap To Remind Us She’s A Bad Bitch

Natalie Portman has returned to SNL to reprise her most iconic role: angry, swearing, rapper Natalie. And this sequel is absolute gold.

Back in 2006, sweet, beautiful Natalie Portman gave us ‘Natalie’s Rap’, an SNL skit showing her ‘true self’ – a rapping maniac who shouts ‘suck my dick‘ and ‘fuck‘ a shit tonne. There’s a lot of profanity involved.

In case you need a reminder of the genesis of angry rapping Natalie Portman, let’s throw it back to killing Chihuahuas, doing blow at Harvard and telling kids who look up to her to suck her dick. Good times.

Fair warning, Natalie’s Second Rap, is even more vulgar. It’s smut and it’s amazing.

Portman’s new rap borrows from iconic tracks like Drake’s Jumpman and Cardi B’s Bodak Yellow, slaying relevantly boss lines like,

“tide pods, only f***ing thing I snack on.”

But hands down the best part is when Natalie’s ‘interviewer’ suggests that the new Star Wars sequels are superior to the OG films. Cut to Portman rocking her Queen Amidala get up holding a Star Wars fan at gunpoint and demanding:

“Say something ’bout the motherfucking prequels, bitch,

Say something fucking nice about Jar Jar Binks.”

Stay tuned for Portman sticking a Time’s Up pin into the interviewer’s head. A perfect end to a perfect skit. Fuck them up Natalie.