Nova Radio Trio Officially Bans The Kardashians

After years of many Australians pondering the question of who the hell the Kardashians are and how they became so famous, Nova’s Kate, Tim and Marty have officially had enough.

The trio decided to blacklist any talk of the mega-stars after reports that the family was accompanied to the hospital in support of NBA superstar and ex-hubby of Khloé by their reality show crew. Yes, that’s correct – they got their bloody camera crew to come behind the scenes to film a man in a coma! If that’s not quality TV, then I don’t know what is.

This comes as welcome news for those suffering tall-poppy syndrome as well as people who don’t care about some stupid American family who have had to tolerate an eternity of tacky rumours. Luckily the ever hilarious, potential presidential candidate Kanye West is still allowed to be discussed!

You have spoken… As of today, we are a Kardashian Free Zone (Kanye is not included…)! #KTM

— Kate, Tim & Marty (@katetimmarty) October 19, 2015

In quite a morbid way, host Marty Sheargold was scathing of the super-family and explained that the only exception of talking about them would be “unless we’re covering off the death of one of them”

Stay classy, Australian radio. Discuss something people care about like Guy Sebastian and Casey Donovan – imagine if they started a family…

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