Excuse Us, But We Need To Talk About Peach From ‘You’
If like most Netflix viewers you’ve recently become utterly obsessed with You then you’re not alone.
The show is absolutely enthralling, but since the series made its Netflix debut, we’ve spent far too much time talking about the show’s protagonist Joe. He’s a psychopathic stalker, murderer and sexual predator. These are facts that are not up for discussion. Next.
All this obsession over whether Joe is a stalker or some kind of romantic (short answer: hell no!) has distracted us from the most important character in the series.
No, not Beck. We are talking about Peach.
Played by angelic Pretty Little Liars actress Shay Mitchell, Peach is the definition of a boss.
Let’s for a minute put the whole thing about her stalking Beck and posting that picture to destroy her friend’s career aside. Peach was only looking out for Beck. Peach knew there was something wrong with Joe from the very beginning and she tried repeatedly to make Beck see the truth.
Here are a few reasons why y’all should stop sleeping on Peach.
She could be a good friend when she wanted to be.
She understands that men are terrible.
Forever mood. #You #Peach pic.twitter.com/w0P2qbEe93
— Déborah (@Nachdemregen) January 6, 2019
Peach was the only one that noticed there was clearly a dead body in Joe’s car that time.
Peach in the backseat of Joe car when she smelled Benji body in the trunk #YouNetflix
pic.twitter.com/dg3wtT6wDa— #TeamNaomiLuzon (@jxvintage) January 7, 2019
When she didn’t die at Central Park like Joe intended, she came back with the mightiest clapback.
Peach to Joe after the Central Park incident #YouNetflix pic.twitter.com/3Pyhhlg5JI
— Jacara (@jacarajenkins) January 13, 2019
Honestly, she can do no wrong.
I mean, truly an incredible line pic.twitter.com/IHhqm2aKK4
— KB (@KaraRBrown) January 6, 2019
Peach never liked Joe and her judgement was on point.
She’s a total badass and we don’t deserve her.
I mean Beck, get your shit together. If you’d gone to Paris, you may have still lived. The woman is a goddess.
I would've left Joe to go to Paris with Peach Salinger in a HEARTBEAT #YouNetflix pic.twitter.com/kUW0hGPMyk
— Saraah ♤ (@BrownSugaSaraah) January 9, 2019
She does have a few things in common with Joe, they are both manipulative stalkers.
Joe and Peach with each other #YouNetflix pic.twitter.com/Qgkiv1TXxt
— d (@hesdulce) January 10, 2019
But Peach was BETTER at it.
@YouNetflix I'm still baffled that Beck would ACTUALLY turn down Peach Salinger. She's a rich bitch, beautiful, AND an LGBT+ fashion queen. What the fuck, Beck, it was CLEAR that Peach was the better psycho, so disappointed she died smh… ?
— Waffles (@waffles_exe) January 9, 2019
Her constantly referring to Joe as Joseph was the ultimate power move.
#YouNetflix
Peach: Joseph
Joe: pic.twitter.com/BWczjtC0zT— Maris (@LaSplitsville) January 1, 2019
She speaks for all women when she says that dick pics are tired. Amen.
No matter what Joe did, the bitch always came back.
#YouNetflix
Joe: I finally have Beck all to myself…
Peach: pic.twitter.com/cUyD71nCGf— ?tibby (@bewitchedbaby) January 1, 2019