I’m Here To Tell You That Peter Kavinski Is The Greatest Internet Boyfriend & I Will Fight You
Netflix’s To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before has gifted us with a lot, but most importantly has introduced us to Peter Kavinsky: the internet’s favourite boyfriend.
On paper, he may seem like a typical teen movie love interest. He’s popular, good at sports, attractive etc. But he isn’t a ‘bad boy’, he isn’t even a ‘mysterious boy’. Instead, he’s a just a good and kind person, and the perfect boyfriend.
to all the boys ive loved before, why aren’t u peter kavinsky?????
— claire rose (@MC_Rose_) August 25, 2018
EVERY GIRL DESERVES THEIR OWN PETER KAVINSKY
ok good talk
— Michala (@Michalawhite_) August 25, 2018
Peter Kavinsky will notice you’re upset when you say you’re ‘fine’, he’ll tag you in the cutest dog memes, and will give you the most thoughtful b’day presents.
In short, Peter Kavinsky is the boyfriend we all deserve.
I’m here to tell you that all other internet boyfriends are trash by comparison.
Let’s compare, shall we?
Noah Flynn
The Kissing Booth
- Treats Elle terribly
- Thinks he’s all that
- Controlling and aggressive
- Worst person in the world
Jughead Jones
Riverdale
- Overdramatic
- Constantly fucks Betty around
- Emo but not ironically
- Too self-righteous for his own good
Steve Harrington
Stranger Things
- Shitty boyfriend
- Low-key bully
- Pressures girlfriend into sex
- Ultimate fuckboi
Zach Dempsey
13 Reasons Why
- Stole Hannah’s letters
- Won’t stand up to his mum
- Too pretty for his own good
- Cares too much about being popular
Now let us compare to our new internet boyfriend…
Peter Kavinski
To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before
- Actual human perfection
- Gives me hot as hell Mark Ruffalo vibes
- Sent Lara Jean letters every damn day
- Invented saying ‘woah woah woah’
- Perfect hair
- Gives good baking advice
- Will buy yoghurt for you from the Korean supermarket
- Will give you a cute nickname
- Will drive you and your sister to school every day
- Called Josh a ‘Bon Iver wannabe’ so he’s clearly hilarious AF
- The most beautiful smile I have ever seen
I rest my case.
I heart Peter Kavinsky and no other boy will ever compare.