12 Petty Breakup Stories That Will Make You Glad You’re Single On Valentine’s Day
Breakups suck. But, also, sometimes they’re the best.
Sometimes you realise that the hot girl you’ve been seeing is making out with someone else on the side. Sometimes that hot boy on Tinder uses “then” instead of “than” once too often (once is already too often, tbh). And then a breakup is 100% justified so you can get back to living your best single life.
We rounded up some of the most petty breakup stories (they’re also v satisfying) that Reddit users have shared.
They’ll make you feel better about being single, or maybe they’ll make you want to break up with the person you’re seeing. Punkee doesn’t take any responsibility for broken hearts.
#1. How has nobody made these yet??
#2. Howdy
#3. Thank u, next
#4. Inception-ed on the third date
#5. exTrEMeLY vALid
#6. This makes me very anxious
#7. Unforgivable
#8. This is too aggressive for lettuce
#9. Cat in the bag, got it
#10. Nope, shut it down
#11. Catch ya later, alligator
#12. Maths rules, exes drool
This Valentine’s Day, treat yourself with some wine and chocolate and thank your lucky stars that you don’t have to admit to anyone that you broke up with your ex just because they wore that shirt you hate.