We Ranked The ‘Love Island’ Contestants Based On Who We’d Swipe Right On Tinder

A lot can be said about the contestants on Love Island Australia. Certainly Erin deserves an entire essay just on her own. But would you actually date any of them?

As we pass the halfway point in the series, we are starting to get to know each singleton. So we’ve ranked the islanders based on what really matters: Who’d get a right-swipe on Tinder?

Cos let’s be real: Tinder game is all that matters in this life.

We’ve ranked the contestants from ‘NO NO NOOOOOOOO’ to ‘hai there, haiiiiii’.

Grant

I’ve broken my phone ‘cos I left-swiped soo damn hard. The villa’s resident fuckboi puts the ‘no’ in ‘nope’.

Dom

Is Dom, is not good. In fact I have a feeling he’s just as bad as Grant.

Tayla

Damn, this girl loves to argue about trivial shit. N.O.P.E.

Teddy

Serious question: why does this dude not have a forehead? Also he looks like he belongs on a box of cereal. Not highly dateable.

Eden

Southern cross tattoo. Nuff said.

Shelby

Who is this person??? Srsly.

Mac

Again. WHO is this person?!

Jaxon

Isn’t that the guy from Sons of Anarchy. Another damn catfish on this app! I’m reporting this profile.

Francoise

Any name that sounds vaguely French gets a ferocious right-swipe. Oooh lala!

Amelia

In my opinion, anyone that can pull off a bikini top this non-existent deserves my full support.

Millie

She likes dogs. She possibly thinks she is a dog. Millie is wife material.

Josh

Love Island without Josh would be like a sandwich with no filling. RIGHT SWIPE, JOSHIE BABY.

Erin

The series MVP. Erin is great value, so much so that I’m using my only Super Like on her. She deserves it.