READ: Here’s Exactly What Eden’s Dumb Fake Love Letter To Elora Said
We are still reeling from last night’s conclusion of Bachelor In Paradise. After Eden attempted to prank Elora with a childish love letter, the poor lass was left in tears, but then surprisingly chose to save Eden at the rose ceremony.
The woman is a fucking saint, and tbh I would have kicked Eden’s ass off that island quick smart. But I also low-key thrive on petty revenge.
The drama came to a head after Elora was led to believe that (American) Jared sent her a letter admitting feelings for her, with the fire twirler believing the words were sincere.
So what exactly was written? Thankfully the committed folk at Mamamia have transcribed the whole thing.
Read it in full below:
Dear Elora,
Firstly I just want to say – the moment you walked in I felt something very powerful. It’s been difficult to find time with you as you have been the focus of other guys. I figured the best way to let you know how I felt was to put it in writing.
This is extremely hard for me and I guess I’m really taking a giant leap of faith. As you know I’ve been on a few of these shows. I’ve met many women along my journeys who I have liked, but never have I felt a connection with those women as deep as I feel it with you.
I understand that we haven’t had a lot of time to talk and get to know each other, but I’m very good at detecting energy and I have to say, yours is something very special.
I know this is weird giving you a letter but I didn’t want to put you on the spot on camera. At your earliest convenience, could you pull me aside for a chat? It won’t be awkward – I can feel it.
[Something scribbled out] Can’t wait to chat
Jared xx
(American)
(Lol)
For a letter that is supposed to be a big lol, it’s written pretty damn earnestly. Was Eden trying to deliberately mislead Elora? Who knows. But I’m calling bullshit on this just being a harmless prank.
It’s just some fucking shitty/nasty schoolyard behaviour and we hope Elora is okay.
WE LOVE YOU, GURL.
P.S. We know a someone who’d be thrilled to go on a date with you…