The Most Hilarious Reactions To Robert Pattinson’s Microwave Pasta Disaster
Robert Pattinson recently did an interview with GQ and it is truly a fascinating look into the mind of an eccentric, heterosexual man. But what most people are talking about right now, is R-Patz’s pasta invention.
Highlighted in the article, Pattinson seems to earnestly talk about creating his “fast food” version of pasta or as he calls it “a pasta you can hold in your hands.”
The interview is pure chaos and it’s a wild ride from start to finish. You know exactly what you’re in for when Pattinson starts to demonstrate his pasta method by stating “So, obviously, first things first, you gotta microwave the pasta.”
OBVIOUSLY.
Take a look at this excerpt below or read the full thing here.
Robert Pattinson attempting to demonstrate his “fast food version” of pasta to a GQ reporter is peak comedy, I think. pic.twitter.com/zm3lAzQD6T
— a (@ephwinslow) May 12, 2020
The TL;DR of it if you couldn’t be bothered clicking through and reading is that Pattinson cooks his penne in the microwave for 8 minutes, and in the meantime makes some sort of monstrosity with sugar, cheese, and an outer layer of crushed-up cornflakes, before adding a pasta sauce and then the microwaved pasta.
Then there’s a whole issue with wrapping the whole concoction up in foil and putting it in something resembling a microwave oven, though he assures the writer it’s not a microwave. Of course, a lightning bolt erupts from the oven, that’s apparently not a microwave, and with a final bang it all goes dark. A disastrous outcome for pasta that you can hold in your hands.
Like I said, it’s absolutely chaotic.
Of course, people online are having an absolute TIME with this latest Robert Pattinson profile and his pasta explosion, so we’ve rounded up the best reactions.
sorry how is it robert pattinson can cook sugar & cheese pasta in the fucking microwave and you lot are still wet hot and spicy for him but when i do it it’s “we’re getting concerned” and “are you sure you’re coping okay”
— beth mccoll (@imteddybless) May 12, 2020
the poet the poem pic.twitter.com/u0OcyawAGI
— Tara Watson (@tara_watson_) May 12, 2020
Robert Pattinson being interviewed by GQ and admitting he wants to start a pasta company and then almost burning down his kitchen is the chaotic energy we expect from our hero
— megan✨ (@benschwrtz) May 12, 2020
SNL writers wish they could write something as good as the Robert Pattinson cooking pasta in the microwave ordeal.
— Julianne ? (@jul7ianne) May 12, 2020
Live footage of Robert Pattinson making a "pasta pillow" pic.twitter.com/r1OSA9xMYK
— Olivia Truffaut-Wong (@iWatchiAm) May 12, 2020
tfw you're robert pattinson and you want a pasta you can hold in your hand pic.twitter.com/NpbTkUjbRw
— sam langford (@_slangers) May 12, 2020
Robert Pattinson once made up a story on the Today show about how his parents took him to the circus & a clown died during it. when Matt Lauer asked him how the clown died he said “His little car exploded. The joke car exploded on him.” Do you think I’m surprised about his pasta?
— Sara Schaefer (@saraschaefer1) May 12, 2020
robert pattinson trying to microwave pasta pic.twitter.com/GWx82hayZE
— harman. (@christainbaIe) May 12, 2020
robert pattinson making pasta pic.twitter.com/I7R0gveAGb
— Kate Halliwell (@katehalliwell) May 12, 2020
robert pattinson after pitching pasta you can hold pic.twitter.com/c1il98gqq0
— lucy ford⁷ (@lucyj_ford) May 12, 2020
How many days til Robert Pattinson’s handheld cornflakes / microwaved pasta / sugar / cheese / bun burned with a giant lighter concoction becomes the new Shallot Pasta?
— Erika W. Smith (@erikawynn) May 12, 2020
“So obviously, first things first, you gotta microwave the pasta.”
— Robert Pattinson, GQ May 2020
— Gabrielle H & M (@gabby2lastnames) May 12, 2020
Robert Pattinson almost killing himself microwaving foil in an attempt to create fast food pasta is the biggest quarantine mood.
— Britney (@britandherwit) May 12, 2020
sure why not let robert pattinson style his own fashion shoot from quarantine what could go wrong pic.twitter.com/7vZGcfYZaC
— Sarah Dollard (@snazdoll) May 12, 2020
Honestly, if it seems like it was only last week we were all meme-ing R-Patz because of Twilight, that’s because it was. The man has come up with a perfect distraction from Midnight Sun and for that we congratulate him.