The Most Hilarious Reactions To Robert Pattinson’s Microwave Pasta Disaster

Tell us you love Punkee without telling us you love Punkee. Sign up to our newsletter, and follow us on Instagram and Twitter. It'll mean the world.

Robert Pattinson recently did an interview with GQ and it is truly a fascinating look into the mind of an eccentric, heterosexual man. But what most people are talking about right now, is R-Patz’s pasta invention.

Highlighted in the article, Pattinson seems to earnestly talk about creating his “fast food” version of pasta or as he calls it “a pasta you can hold in your hands.”

The interview is pure chaos and it’s a wild ride from start to finish. You know exactly what you’re in for when Pattinson starts to demonstrate his pasta method by stating “So, obviously, first things first, you gotta microwave the pasta.”

OBVIOUSLY.

Take a look at this excerpt below or read the full thing here.

The TL;DR of it if you couldn’t be bothered clicking through and reading is that Pattinson cooks his penne in the microwave for 8 minutes, and in the meantime makes some sort of monstrosity with sugar, cheese, and an outer layer of crushed-up cornflakes, before adding a pasta sauce and then the microwaved pasta.

Then there’s a whole issue with wrapping the whole concoction up in foil and putting it in something resembling a microwave oven, though he assures the writer it’s not a microwave. Of course, a lightning bolt erupts from the oven, that’s apparently not a microwave, and with a final bang it all goes dark. A disastrous outcome for pasta that you can hold in your hands.

Like I said, it’s absolutely chaotic.

Of course, people online are having an absolute TIME with this latest Robert Pattinson profile and his pasta explosion, so we’ve rounded up the best reactions.

Honestly, if it seems like it was only last week we were all meme-ing R-Patz because of Twilight, that’s because it was. The man has come up with a perfect distraction from Midnight Sun and for that we congratulate him.