ICYMI The Internet Has Framed Ross Geller From ‘Friends’ For Shoplifting
A ‘WANTED’ post on the Facebook page of a local police station in Lancashire, England, has absolutely exploded over the past two days with commenters insisting the criminal in question is none other than the worst Friend, Ross Geller (AKA David Schwimmer).
The One Where Ross Steals A Carton Of Tinnies
If you do one thing today, read all the Friends references on this thread — they’re absolutely glorious.
Do you recognise this man? We want to speak to him in relation to a theft at a Blackpool restaurant on the 20th…
Posted by Blackpool Police on Tuesday, 23 October 2018
As of right now, the post from Tuesday has more than 24,000 likes, 156,000 comments and has been shared 102,000 times. Ooft.
The Twitter Commentary Is Almost Just As Hilarious
Roooooosssss caaaaaan, Ross caaan steal the beersssss ??
— leah ? (@leahmidgley) October 24, 2018
Repeat after me. I Ross, take thee Emily.
I Ross, take these cans. pic.twitter.com/cCl1fJQ2R8
— The One With The Halloween Name (@FriendsWrestle) October 23, 2018
It's not Ross… It's Russ. #Friends pic.twitter.com/Vfhisrta30
— James Taylorson (@PropertyJT) October 24, 2018
Okay, This One Near Broke Me
He needs to know that stealing from a supermarket (and not apples and pinecones from a hotel) is not that common, doesn’t happen to every shop and IS A BIG DEAL
— leah ? (@leahmidgley) October 24, 2018
After all that has transpired, Schwimmer has spoken out to clear his name by way of a hilarious video that proves he was in NYC, not the UK.
Officers, I swear it wasn't me.
As you can see, I was in New York.
To the hardworking Blackpool Police, good luck with the investigation.#itwasntme pic.twitter.com/EDFF9dZoYR— schwim (@DavidSchwimmer) October 24, 2018
Could he BE any more innocent?