SAVAGE: Tonight’s Ep Of ‘The Bachelor’ Ends With Two Gals Given The Flick

Tonight’s episode of The Bachelor was a two-for-one deal. In the end, Matty sent two bachelorettes leaving for the price of one. It included an impromptu exit followed a reg ol’ rose ceremony booting.

We had all been kinda expecting Elora to get the flick, but she sealed her doom in the group date where she just acted like a psycho.

All six women were made to rank themselves according to their positive attributes. Elora took it upon herself to tell Matty that she WINS AT EVERYTHING. All the qualities, she has em’, she has em’ the mostest. She refused to be told otherwise.

The other women were baffled by her.

‘I’M THE BEST IN THE WORLD AT ALL THE THINGS’

What’s Dutch for ‘is this bitch trippin?’

She would not move from the position. No matter what the personality trait was, she wouldn’t budge. It was awks as.

‘Come on Elora, are you really the most Australian, as well??’

She was a stubborn, wooden statue of ego with long confusing hair.

All the girls grew frustrated with her shitty attitude. Tara said Elora just stood there like the Statue of Liberty, which she acts out for us.

It’s uncanny.

Then after Elora had cheated her way to the top, it was only her and Elise standing. She wrote the most INTENSE AND EXTRA letter for Matty. It was terrifying.

‘You’re my heart. I’m your heart. I’m in your heart, it’s dark in here. Halp me.’

After that disaster, he obvy chose Elise for the date – which included James Blunt randomly creeping on the couple.

Next up Cobie finally got her second date. Yay? Nah. It was really all a ruse to get her alone and break her Elmo-shaped heart.

It. Was. Brutal.

‘I’m sorry you’re not the one for me. I can only date four girls at once. You’re just one too many’

How could he? He made Elmo cry! She dealt with it pretty well tbh.

We’ll miss you Cobie, and your insane facial expressions, which inspire us every day to open our mouths wider.

With Cobie dumped on the date, the rest of the girls prepped for a cocktail party. They were quickly shook when Osher informed ’em they were going straight into a rose ceremony.

Matty had his mind made up and its down with Elora, up with the other four. No surprises for us watching at home.

Seriously, she was a Tahitian nightmare this ep and there’s no way Channel Ten have the money in the bank to send the full crew that far for a hometown sesh.

But Elora was NOT HAPPY and tried to curse him through her eyeballs.

Matty walked her outside and tried to calm her down. They hugged and she finished her hex by plucking out a strand of his hair. The bachy can expect sage-scented nightmares coming his way.

We now have our final four! Laura, Tara, Elise and Florence are heading to hometown dates.

Bring on the crazy fam drama!