20 Relatable Tweets About Being Single Over The Holidays
This time of year brings a lot of stress, but what makes the holidays even worse is when you have to deal with your family’s incessant questions about being single at Christmas. Let me live, Aunt Helen!
Whether you’re being quizzed about your dating life or asked when you plan on getting married (without having an actual boyfriend or girlfriend yet), there’s always one family member who constantly pesters you with questions.
But there’s actually a lot to love about being single during Christmas, especially when you realise that you don’t have to buy a partner and their whole fam presents. If you happen to find yourself single right now, you’ll connect to these tweets on a deep, spiritual level.
20 Tweets About Being Single Over The Holidays:
#1.
🎶All I want for Christmas is…. 🎶
my family to not ask why I’m still single and when I’m going to get a boyfriend
— Ashley (@ajones_12) December 17, 2019
#2.
With the holidays quickly approaching I think my best option is to get a shirt made that says yes I’m still single
— Tory Couch (@ToryCouch) November 12, 2017
#3.
I need a hat that will tell everyone at the family Christmas why I'm still single, without them having to ask. pic.twitter.com/QNQKt9oJj8
— angela mary claire but festive (@AngeMaryClaire) December 2, 2015
#4.
me on christmas when my family members ask me who i’m dating https://t.co/e8LwfY6fDA
— karen karen protection squad (@julianscarIett) November 5, 2019
#5.
The first Family member that asks me why I'm single on Christmas is "CATCHING THESE HANDS" these hoes ain't loyal Aunt Kim
— kelz “Thatssss Me” (@4everKelz) December 21, 2016
#6.
How I sleep knowing I'm single and don't have to buy gifts for the holidays pic.twitter.com/dXSFLwU7qn
— B. MERRY 🎄 (@MisssBethany) December 24, 2016
#7.
The way my bank account looking being single on Christmas don’t sound that bad 👀
— Nick Bean (@ItsNickBean) November 24, 2018
#8.
Being single on Christmas… pic.twitter.com/3mLe1jC4or
— pat kennedy (@PatYears) December 25, 2014
#9.
being single on Christmas is okay because now I can spend my money on important things like chicken nuggets and alcohol
— madds (@maddylanier) December 25, 2014
#10.
For christmas my aunt got me a sparkly pink shirt that says "single all the way" and I'm still slightly offended
— joz (@brosephine14) August 3, 2017
#11.
for only three payments of $100 I will come to your family’s Christmas, get drunk and destroy everything so they never ask why you don’t have a girlfriend again
— ABARTY (@postgrad_barty) December 17, 2019
#12.
Just prepping my answer for all the questions about work/school/my dating life that I’ll be getting over the holidays from my extended family. pic.twitter.com/eJ7DX6pn7c
— cydnee ↟ (@cydsqui) November 13, 2017
#13.
When my family ask on xmas day if I’ve finally found myself a boyfriend this year. pic.twitter.com/mOvHLzJ9dK
— Tara Watson (@tara_watson_) December 17, 2019
#14.
When the relatives ask why I'm single during the holidays: pic.twitter.com/cem6QA2jNV
— Will Elliott (@Will_Elliott22) December 15, 2018
#15.
i’m really going to be single on christmas huh pic.twitter.com/MfoSgVa6cS
— 𝑨. (@FEVERENDS) December 15, 2019
#16.
Being single at Christmas time isn't a bad thing, it just means you become the designated dog holder in all family photos
— Shaye Crncic (@SCrncic) December 14, 2015
#17.
Last christmas I gave you my heart, but the very next day you said what the hell are you still doing in my house
— Lazy Joe (@lazy_joe_) December 16, 2013
#18.
Single during the holidays date idea: get a bottle of wine, call an uber, have it drive you around to look at lights. Bonus: ask for aux and play Mariah Carey Christmas album.
— mac (@MacBoone) November 16, 2017
#19.
missing my family this christmas so i’m gonna taskrabbit someone to come over and ask me if i’m still single & what my job actually is
— keely flaherty (@keelyflaherty) December 25, 2017
#20.
When you're single during the holidays…..when you're single every other day too
— Gwynne Furches (@GwynneFurches) December 16, 2015
Thank the lord for alcohol.