Some Bloke Has Launched A Crowd Funding Campaign To Buy Himself A Pack Of Durries
It seems old mate, Ciggy Butt Brain has hit tough times again. Not only is he struggling to get his lighter back from his so-called ‘mate’ Darren, he can’t even afford a pack of durries.
A guy known as Damo has started a crowd funding campaign to raise funds for a much needed packet of cigarettes. It is not known if he is the real-life version of Damo from the Michael Cusack viral videos featuring ‘Damo & Darren‘ but it seems legit, right?
The aptly named campaign ‘Packet of ciggies‘ seeks to help Damo raise enough money to “get a deck from the servo.” He’s hoping to reach the grand total of $500, which should land him 15 to 20 decks, depending on quality.
With the skyrocketing price of ciggies these days (which is only getting higher), it’s understandable that some Aussie battlers will need to rely on the beauty that is crowd funding for their daily dose of nicotine.
Reaching out to us at TheVine via email, we thought we’d help push his cause despite the long-term health effects that may occur.
Damo reached out to TheVine for our support.
Although some most would agree that there are more worthy causes to support, you can donate to Damo’s cause here. Those who chip in $1 will get a ciggy smoked in their honour, while those willing to fork out $25, Damo is willing to consider you an ‘absolute mad dog.’
We’ve reached out to the man, the myth, the legend for a comment, but haven’t heard back. He’s possibly still waiting in the Centrelink line.
And if nothing else, at least this whole situation has been a great opportunity to re-live the glorious ‘Damo & Darren’ videos. Watch’em below, ya ciggy butt brain.
Header image via Youtube/Michael Cusack