Taylor Swift Luggage

Taylor Swift Is Reportedly Getting Around Town Inside A Suitcase And We Hope It’s True

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A rumour circulated a few months ago that Taylor Swift was getting all Adele on paps and moving in and out of her apartment by squeezing into suitcases. Quickly after these reports hit, news articles about it were wiped clean from the internet. Weird.

Today that rumour is back – with another major celebrity news agency, Splash News setting the internet ablaze with a fresh claim of Swift’s logistical wizardry. Despite reporting it without a show of a doubt overnight, Splash News has quickly retracted the claim (again – weird).

But there’s no proof that Taylor was NOT in the suitcase, so the conspiracy lives on throughout the internet. Where’s there’s smoke, there’s probs fire, right?

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True or not – the idea that Swift is cramming herself into luggage to move about town is fully incepted into the public and has a life of it’s own. We chose to believe it. With Taylor-in-a-box a trending google search, it’s safe to say that 2017 is quite the time to be alive. Everybody wants answers to the question: “Is this fake news??? Or just a gift from the gods?”

The original post included a photo of two men carrying a conspicuously large black suitcase out of T-Swizzle’s New York City apartment. Very #Suspicious behaviour. The (now retracted) caption read:

“Taylor Swift being transported in a huge suitcase from her Tribecca apartment into her truck, in the trunk”

Seems legit. See the original post below:

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This looks like what we call ‘playing fast and loose with the facts’ – but we’ll take it.

The Twitter responses show that people are definitely on board with the theory:

Let’s also not forget that Taylor is no stranger to fun ways to avoid the paparazzi:

Plus it does fit with Taylor’s intentional avoidance of the spotlight as of late. Everyone was disappointed when there was no T-Swift fourth of July soirée and I guess we are all just thirsty for news of our beloved blonde popstar. So this will have to tide us over for now.