A Die Hard Taylor Swift Fan Robbed A Bank And Threw Cash Over Her Fence, Cops Say

In a bizarre but not altogether surprising example of unhinged men showering women with unwanted attention, a 26-year-old Connecticut man has been charged by police after allegedly robbing a bank and throwing stolen cash over Taylor Swift’s fence as a “gift”.

Bruce Rowley confessed to the police that he robbed an Ansonia bank and threw some of the stolen US$1,600 over Taylor Swift’s fence, but what’s worse is that he apparently went to her home and waited around hoping to see Taylor Swift herself.

“It seemed he wanted to propose to her,” said Ansonia Police spokesman Lt. Patrick Lynch. “But she wasn’t home when he went there. He said he threw some of the money over a fence to impress her.”

There’s a long history of male fans becoming obsessed with female celebrities and feeling entitled to their attention. It’s always gross. It’s never ok. Not to mention the fact that Taylor’s mansion is worth about US$17 million soooo the gardener can probably pocket the stolen cash for all she cares.

Rowley also told the police that he planned “on donating some of the money he stole to the Ansonia PD”, which is an absolutely transparent attempt to kiss ass and the cherry on top of this whole pathetic mess.

Boy bye.

Header via Ansonia Police Department/Instagram @taylorswift