Tonight’s Rather Boring Bachy Ep Retold Via The Best Tweets
As we start counting down to home visits, we’ve hit a slight lull in Honey Badger’s Quest For A 6-8 Month Soulmate.
Tonight’s episode saw Cass finally score her single date after casting a spell under a full moon to win some alone time with Nick.
The group date saw the girls get down ‘n’ dirty in an obstacle course, with Dasha being picked to spend time with Nick and it was really fkn awkward.
And to no one’s surprise, Jamie-Lee limped home. Well, at least she got a moonboot out of her experience.
Here’s tonight’s Bachy episode retold via its funniest tweets.
Cass finally got her date and Nick played a casual prank 75-metres up in the air.
"At least we die together"…
A beautiful Romeo & Juliet moment before Nick & Cass plunge to their death.#TheBachelorAU 🥀@wetnwildsydney— Ruby (@MissRubyRed1977) September 19, 2018
‘Stick it up your ar$e you ar$ehole’ is the most romantic thing that nick has said on a date thus far#TheBachelorAU
— Tree Fiddy Kay (@fiddy_kay) September 19, 2018
Nothing like making your date have a coronary to really cement that love connection. #thebachelorau
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) September 19, 2018
If Cass doesn’t get a fucking three-course dinner + champagne and a nice pash after this horrific business, she should set fire to the mansion. #TheBachelorAU
— Nic Carrington-Sima (@NicCarrington) September 19, 2018
And then things got wet.
Nick: “now it’s time to get wet”
Cass:#TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/4FpJtqMSYR— Dylan Matthews (@DylanMatthews91) September 19, 2018
Just when you think they can’t think of another way serve a cheese platter I give you cheese platter in a pool #TheBachelorAU
— Merryn Porter (@Merryn_Porter) September 19, 2018
Well if this date isn’t one big sexual innuendo:
Pull it!
I’m going down!
I’m wet!
I’m sliding into you!
You can’t force chemistry #TheBachelorAU— Natalie Van Dongen (@NattyvanD) September 19, 2018
And she sealed it with a kiss.
OMG….that kiss….#TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/5tTPgVPyY5
— Wayne Griffin (@grifology70) September 19, 2018
The group date involved an obstacle course, because could this show BE any more romantic?
if anyone ever wanted me to do an obstacle course as a date with a transformation coach it would be pretty safe to say that we would not be compatible #thebachelorau
— sara (@sarawatchestuff) September 19, 2018
These challenges suck. Bring back the early 2000s where they made you eat animal testicles or poor weird stuff on you #TheBachelorAU
— Sarah (@Sarah_Walker87) September 19, 2018
Me if I was on the bachelor and had to do an exercise challenge #TheBachelorAU #stayingsingle pic.twitter.com/Aljfeavrht
— melissa (@melmck3) September 19, 2018
These women signed on for the bachelor not survivor/the olympics/man vs wild like I would quit if a man tried to get me to like hike #TheBachelorAU
— Count Boochie Flagrante (@shakeweighted) September 19, 2018
"Carry a 15kg backpack, carry giant ball things, walk for ages and then do an obstacle course in fecal mud water"
#thebachelorau pic.twitter.com/uhnNBNSzUn— AtomicNicky (@AtomicNicky) September 19, 2018
Except poor Jamie-Lee had to sit it out… well, really, she was probably the lucky one.
Jamie-Lee is the true winner of this date#TheBachelorAU
— Pipe down, Chachi (@bishcheese) September 19, 2018
Dasha and Nick’s solo time was… well. Awks.
"Cheers to getting wet… " 🤔🤔🤔 #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/qMyQGcxqvG
— The Bachelor Aus 🌹 (@TheBachelorAU) September 19, 2018
Jamie-Lee went home to show her fam that she went on a reality show and all she got was this lousy boot.
That’s one small step for woman. One awkward hobble out of the mansion for Jamie Lee. See ya later Moonboot! #TheBachelorAU
— Anthony 🥤 (@sodaandpeeps) September 19, 2018
Jamie-Lee: I can't believe… I broke my leg… for this…#TheBachelorAU
— TVdish (@TVdishAU) September 19, 2018