Umm Someone Might Have Called The Bachelor A “Dog C**t” & Viewers Are Losing Their Shit
Hoeeee boy. That was some heavy drama. During a date between Abbie and Matt on The Bachelor some piping hot tea was spilt and I-I-I…have no words.
OK. Let’s start at the beginning. During a spa sesh, after securing a rose, Abbie revealed to Matt that she had overheard Monique bad-mouthing him. “Monique in particular was saying things about you,” she told Matt. “Okay there was a phrase that was said that I wanted to tell you but I don’t want to upset you.”
Abbie then dropped this bombshell: “She said that you were a ‘dog c**t’ and a ‘disrespectful pig.'” OH. Okie dokie then.
The truth is finally out and Matt is NOT thrilled with what's been going on behind his back. #TheBachelorAU
Posted by The Bachelor Australia on Wednesday, 14 August 2019
While one of the words was beeped out, we can all fill in the blanks. For the first time in what I can assume in the series’ long history, a contestant has called the Bachelor…a dog c**t. Let that sink in for a minute.
And there you have it Australia. You're welcome. #thebachelorau
— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) August 14, 2019
Viewers have obviously lost it a bit over the insult in question, which tbh is pretty fucking funny.
Most viewers have seen the humour in the entire shitshow:
Ways to bring your date to a screaming halt …dogc**t #TheBachelorAU
— mona (@ladolcemona) August 14, 2019
Where else in the world would you hear “she said you were a dog c*nt and a disrespectful pig” except on an Australian dating show? #TheBachelorAU
— Hopzilla (@trinnybopper) August 14, 2019
Abbie dropping dog c***t on Aussie national television #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/p8F3atidR4
— Monique Myintoo (@aumonique_) August 14, 2019
The phrase 'dog c**t' has been dropped, and #TheBachelorAU will never be the same again.
— Jerome Doraisamy (@JeromeDoraisamy) August 14, 2019
Bye Monique #TheBachelorAU @TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/iBlrgF7JNF
— Simone Holtznagel (@moan_holtz) August 14, 2019
where were you at the moment when a woman said the phrase "dog c**t" on #thebachelorau
— Josh Butler (@JoshButler) August 14, 2019
one way to kill your boyfriend's boner is to tell him one of his other girlfriends called him a dog c*nt #TheBachelorAU
— Jenna Guillaume (@JennaGuillaume) August 14, 2019
dog c*nt #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/mcU0pveepe
— Elly Westaway (@EllyWestaway) August 14, 2019
Put “she said that you're a dog c**t” on my tombstone, I am done and dusted #TheBachelorAU
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) August 14, 2019
“She said you’re a dog c*nt and a disrespectful pig”
LITERALLY MY FACE #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/tAWMrBnuXX
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) August 14, 2019
Ok so Australia now needs to make #DogCunt trend #TheBachelorAU
— Ben (@fromthedale) August 14, 2019
Telemovie coming soon…
Dog Cunt the Bounty Hunter.
The true bachelor story #TheBachelorAU— Sarah (@_SarahKAnderson) August 14, 2019
I've called my mates dog cunts before it could be a term of endearment #thebachelorau
— 𝕃𝕚𝕝 ℕ𝕒𝕫𝕫𝕒 (@shakeweighted) August 14, 2019
How fragile is your masculinity, that you don’t find someone in this simulation calling you a “dog c*nt”, fucking hilarious? Can I give her a rose? 🌹 #TheBachelorAU
— Elly Westaway (@EllyWestaway) August 14, 2019
Who hasn't been called a dog cunt before?! #TheBachelorAU
— Viscount TJ (@spanner77) August 14, 2019
This is the greatest loss of all.
Kind of sad that after tonight I’ll no longer get to hear #TheBachelorAU ad with the phrase “dog c**t” beeped out 17 times a day.
— leigh (@leighfen) August 14, 2019
In short: this is the most Australian thing to ever happen on TV.