LMAO: Tonight’s Bachy Episode Retold In Hilarious Tweets

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Ding dong! What’s that? Time for another episode of The Bachelor and for my sanity to be questioned once again this week!

Has this series been going for several years? Who knows. But we’ve certainly hit a slump where the drama has dwindled and the filler content has gone to another level.

I personally have never wondered what would happen if The Bachelor went to the circus but here we are with the girls learning how to become acrobats for the day. Which we all know is just an excuse to get eye-level with each other’s genitals.

Chelsie landed a second date which I’m sure was great but the entire scene was so boring that I’ve suppressed it from my memory, along with the entire Honey Badger season.

But enough about me! Let’s go through the best tweets!

Episode 10 of The Bachelor retold in hilarious tweets:

For the group date, the ladies learnt some circus skills and all the girls were jelly of Elly.

Abbie was not messing around and won solo time with Matt so they could eye-bang each other.

The next lady to score a second single date was Chelsie, who had to walk down the side of a building just to get to a cheese platter…and a rose.

At the cocktail party, Sogand performed a belly dancing routine despite not knowing how to perform a belly dancing routine.

The two girls who had spent the least amount of time with Matt went home. The surprises never stop with this show. But we will miss Mary and her incredible commentary.