LMAO: Tonight’s Bachy Episode Retold In Hilarious Tweets
Ding dong! What’s that? Time for another episode of The Bachelor and for my sanity to be questioned once again this week!
Has this series been going for several years? Who knows. But we’ve certainly hit a slump where the drama has dwindled and the filler content has gone to another level.
I personally have never wondered what would happen if The Bachelor went to the circus but here we are with the girls learning how to become acrobats for the day. Which we all know is just an excuse to get eye-level with each other’s genitals.
Chelsie landed a second date which I’m sure was great but the entire scene was so boring that I’ve suppressed it from my memory, along with the entire Honey Badger season.
But enough about me! Let’s go through the best tweets!
Episode 10 of The Bachelor retold in hilarious tweets:
For the group date, the ladies learnt some circus skills and all the girls were jelly of Elly.
THAT MOUSTACHE IS THE BEST THING ON THIS TV SINCE OSHERS HAIR. Sorry Osher.#TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/4wkzat6aMr
— Allison (@infiniteallien) August 29, 2019
Is the acrobatic routine taking place on that guy’s moustache? #TheBachelorAU
— Kristen Amiet (@KrissiAmiet) August 29, 2019
“I’d rather be in the pub.”
Me, in any situation, at any time. #thebachelorau
— Jules LeFevre (@jules_lefevre) August 29, 2019
Mary is all of us on this date #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/6NsfDmIbnd
— Rob (@robyn56436920) August 29, 2019
#thebachelorau me, embracing this season of the bachelor pic.twitter.com/piflD6KFch
— Dame Kittness (@SoftKittyWarm) August 29, 2019
Abbie was not messing around and won solo time with Matt so they could eye-bang each other.
The Greatest Bachelorman is my favourite movie #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/W07piY5nCD
— hi im jess (@jessal_21) August 29, 2019
If I wanted to twirl in fabric, I’d drink a jug of Illusion in Spotlight. #TheBachelorAU
— Nicky Arnall (@NickyArnall) August 29, 2019
Can you get pregnant from an acrobatic silk performance? Asking for Abbie #TheBachelorAU
— Lauren Edwards (@laurenvedwards) August 29, 2019
SORRY but WHAT?? is ? THIS??? #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/mZhBV5Cw4A
— Jessica Lynch (@jesskalynch) August 29, 2019
Matt on that flying saucer bed #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/3ZvQ5yRF94
— Keely Willis (@keelywillis_) August 29, 2019
The next lady to score a second single date was Chelsie, who had to walk down the side of a building just to get to a cheese platter…and a rose.
The ad break suspense revolves around whether or not Chelsea has legitimately fallen to her death. This show is so extra #TheBachelorAU
— Shannon Gaitz (@ShannonGaitz) August 29, 2019
#TheBachelorAU Did Chelsie just die on television.
— TwentyExEx (@TwentyExEx) August 29, 2019
When I go on one date with a guy and he talks about our future #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/rM1T6ejyc4
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) August 29, 2019
At the cocktail party, Sogand performed a belly dancing routine despite not knowing how to perform a belly dancing routine.
Ivan has taught us that dancing on these things is just a fucking disaster
Stop it, Sogand #TheBachelorAU
— Billie Ray Eilish (@bishcheese) August 29, 2019
Wtf is happening #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/2XoXt0hO0v
— S.✨ (@sophiaango_) August 29, 2019
The two girls who had spent the least amount of time with Matt went home. The surprises never stop with this show. But we will miss Mary and her incredible commentary.
Me after getting ghosted on Bumble again and again #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/TvdPpW5gxZ
— Jerome Doraisamy (@JeromeDoraisamy) August 29, 2019
Can they please just combine all of Mary’s commentary into a special episode of #TheBachelorAu
— Susan Rubans (@susan_rubans) August 29, 2019
Never 4get Mary's hot takes#TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/9pWZF9T8U2
— Rose Callaghan (@operation_rosie) August 29, 2019