The Best Tweets From Tonight’s ‘Bachy Royal’ Special
We back, bitches! We return for another week of The Bachelor madness and this time in the presence of royalty. Fancy!
Tonight’s episode featured success stories Sam and Snezana Wood, along with Matty J and Laura Byrne, who stopped by the bach pad to help Matt with his big decision. The ladies grilled Matt’s final seven, while the men bonded and baked.
Later in the ep, Emma went on a second date and network television has never seen so much tongue-kissing. As Abbie would say, it was… a lot. Let’s get to the best tweets, OK? OK!
Tonight’s The Bachelor Royalty special retold in hilarious tweets:
Matt was greeted with the most successful Bachy couples who came to offer him guidance.
Maybe if they say bachelor “royalty” enough times I will believe it #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/ozXE20Pqr3
— Nope (@robyn56436920) September 4, 2019
#TheBachelorAU the one true Bachelor Royalty couple is Jarrod Woodgate and his pot plant
— Dame Kittness (@SoftKittyWarm) September 4, 2019
Where's Sophie Monk and that guy she met on the plane? #TheBachelorAU
— Phillip Lee Curtis. (@PoshLopez) September 4, 2019
Laura and Snezana grilled the women on who sees a future with Matt.
Did Kristen just reach out and touch their bellies without asking??#TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/LfVJcM0lUu
— Allison (@infiniteallien) September 4, 2019
This is our yearly reminder that Snezana is, hands down, still the queen of #TheBachelorAU
— Jerome Doraisamy (@JeromeDoraisamy) September 4, 2019
Laura: “you don’t win a prize…”
Abbie, sprinting towards her: “DID SOMEBODY SAY WIN??”#TheBachelorAU— mat whitehead (@matwhi) September 4, 2019
Laura and Snez talking to Emma#TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/NX240OZrEq
— Allison (@infiniteallien) September 4, 2019
While the fellas bonded over how awkward it is to navigate being The Bachelor.
Producer 1: how do we make men standing around talking about the feelings look look more manly?
Producer 2: ??#TheBachelorAU
— Zoe (@Lunaamikaelson) September 4, 2019
#TheBachelorAU men talk emotions. Men hold ball. Emotion talk flow good.
— Selena Brennan (@NeenaRoseStyle) September 4, 2019
Helena was picked to join the whole fam for dinner and the vibe was awkward AF with Matty J going in hard.
Me at 25 if I was at this babies babies babies dinner.#TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/QaQMQ9r9jD
— Zoe (@Lunaamikaelson) September 4, 2019
It's starting to feel less like "hey let's find Bachie someone to start a relationship with" and more "MATT NEEDS A WALKING BABY INCUBATOR ASAP!!!!" #TheBachelorAU
— Whiskey Houston (@RobCoco) September 4, 2019
Scoring her second single date, Emma was whisked away to make chocolate with Matt and they just made out a whole lot.
Matt is a bottle of rosé and Emma is me at about 2pm on a Friday #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/bRNiI0W7xq
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) September 4, 2019
I thought they banned chocolate from this show. #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/tymdqfUl4p
— ??????? ????? ♥ (@goldcoastgrace) September 4, 2019
The chocolate lady standing there watching them make out #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/60lujZvMyx
— dumb bitch ✨? (@kikicherrybabe) September 4, 2019
SAY APHRODISIAC ONE MORE TIME #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/06SJvo63FS
— Ashlynn O'Malley (@ashrannomarrey) September 4, 2019
At the cocktail party, Osher delivered two date cards leaving Abbie and Ellie fighting over the final card. Abbie got it in the end and poor Elly ended up in tears.
Tomorrow on #TheBachelorAU:
Matt: I will give a rose to the first woman to climb to the top of the mansion
Elly: Here, Abbie, get up on my shoulders.— Ben Pobjie (@benpobjie) September 4, 2019
Three times better than a date with Matt apparently #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/ekmtstQ7S3
— Colonel Kickhead (@colonelkickhead) September 4, 2019
Abbey talking about cheese, and I Camembert watching Elly suffer #TheBachelorAU
— Keely Willis (@keelywillis_) September 4, 2019
Me after every time I have some sort of faith Matt will start seeing through Abbie’s shit #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/zRPAD7rhXm
— Bridget (@staybridget) September 4, 2019
At the rose ceremony, Sogand left roseless so I guess that’s the end of that chapter.
Matt every rose ceremony #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/oAYWEWuZcT
— ??? ℕ???? (@shakeweighted) September 4, 2019
Matt isn’t sure how Sogand feels? Ummm did you forget about this… #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/MOryYdjdq9
— Ellie (@bachie_ell) September 4, 2019
As Sogand walks out she turns and says “Dave has an idol!” #TheBachelorAU
— Grunta (@gbog65) September 4, 2019
Bring on Elly’s revenge!
Still standing. You now know what you must do, Elly #thebachelorau pic.twitter.com/RjcWbeXTUc
— Ben Shute (@Ben_Shute) September 4, 2019