LOL: Tonight’s Bachy Retold In Hilarious Tweets
The bell has rang and The Bachelor has arrived for a second time this week to teach us all about love. Get ready fam ‘cos class is in session.
Tonight we learnt a few things. Firstly, being made to commit to a 10-year plan with a man you’ve been on one date with is perfectly fine. Secondly, no one should ever, and I mean EVER, give Abbie a paintbrush again.
But most importantly we learnt that all that matters is that we all had fun…well, fun laughing at the misfortune of others on Twitter.
Tonight’s The Bachelor retold in hilarious tweets:
Helena earned a second date where she was forced to plan a decade of her life with Matt. She was far from thrilled.
Imagine comparing dates like.. making chocolate, going in jets, chopper rides.. and Helena gets.. a timeline team-building brainstorm exercise #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/8JVSda87qP
— mat whitehead (@matwhi) September 5, 2019
This is the moment Matt realised the date wasn’t going as planned #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/GBpIpQ7VE7
— Jerome Doraisamy (@JeromeDoraisamy) September 5, 2019
Imagine someone forcing you to map out a ten year plan of your relationship on your second date #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/rEZi4RZchV
— Amy (@amychow_) September 5, 2019
While the date started off awkwardly, a moonlit bathtime sesh brought back the romance.
It was at this moment that Matt truly became Astro Bachie #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/9E1ZamKVP1
— Jerome Doraisamy (@JeromeDoraisamy) September 5, 2019
please stop forcing people to bathe together it's super weird #TheBachelorAU
— Lauryn (@laurynstweets) September 5, 2019
The bachelor producers have a weird obsession with baths #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/nfGXYSMjAQ
— Bbbeck (@bbbeckb) September 5, 2019
On the group date, the girls were inspired by Art Simone to paint a portrait of their inner queen. Abbie seized the chance to flirt with Matt.
┏┓
┃┃╱╲ In
┃╱╱╲╲ this
╱╱╭╮╲╲ house
▔▏┗┛▕▔ we
╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲
stan Art Simone
╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲
▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔#TheBachelorAU— Batch Bitch Podcast 🔭🌌 (@batchbitchpod) September 5, 2019
Art Attack is still my favourite show #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/FhGuBEGwxU
— Dame Kittness (@SoftKittyWarm) September 5, 2019
All 27 other girls every time Abbie has told them about a conversation she’s had with Matt this season #TheBachelorAU
— Dave ☁️☁️☁️ (@DavePollard98) September 5, 2019
When it’s 4pm on Friday and your boss asks you to do something #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/TVXFfzovlG
— Jerome Doraisamy (@JeromeDoraisamy) September 5, 2019
Abbie’s self-portrait will haunt us all forever.
This monstrousity is a cursed image, like Dorian Greys painting and the painting of Sirius Blacks mother #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/DnxuPzbMtp
— Dame Kittness (@SoftKittyWarm) September 5, 2019
Omg I love Abbie’s self portrait so much tbh lmao #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/3F0vTMV58S
— Stephanie Marie (@stefinitely85) September 5, 2019
Abbie Abbie Abbie, she's a Gemini, here she is with her two sides #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/UNc0e3aHUb
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) September 5, 2019
Abbie’s self-portrait is what I look after teaching year 9 on a six period Friday. #TheBachelorAU
— Emily Brooke (@__emilybrooke) September 5, 2019
resemblance is uncanny #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/iZzsY3GI6K
— Josella Bray (@JosellaB) September 5, 2019
At the cocktail party, Elly got cross with Abbie and spilled the tea to Matt regarding Abbie’s disingenuous intentions.
What’s the girl code when 6 of you share a boyfriend?!? #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/qDmYJ39QV9
— Bbbeck (@bbbeckb) September 5, 2019
Me, everytime Abbie calls this sacred journey to love a "competition" #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/Ft1lMkeY02
— Jessica Riley (@jesrily) September 5, 2019
Sogand: Abbie isn’t here for the right reasons..
Elly: Abbie isn’t here for the right reasons..
Kate, Matt’s best friend: Abbie isn’t here for the right reasons…Matt:#TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/RjvPPhK3XS
— Helena Dominish (@helenaalouiise) September 5, 2019
Elly: the 800th person to tell Matt that Abbie doesn’t have the same intentions he does
Matt, the horniest bachelor: #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/mC58WNvZr2— mat whitehead (@matwhi) September 5, 2019
And at the rose ceremony our China queen, Kristen, was sent packing.
Kristen might speak Chinese but she can still say “Jaysus chroiiiiiist” like a champ. #TheBachelorAU
— Greg Moore (@gallisonmoore) September 5, 2019
#TheBachelorAU Off to the local Chinese restaurant for a number 48 with soy sauce.
— Gidgit VonLaRue (@GidgitVonLaRue) September 5, 2019