LMAO: Tonight’s ‘The Bachelor’ Retold In Funny Tweets
Well… that certainly was a pretty uneventful episode of The Bachelor, to cap off a perfectly underwhelming week in Bachy land.
Sure, we were promised drama and a walkout but instead we had Matt and Abbie eye-fucking each other for ten minutes straight before dry-humping in an orchard. You win some, you lose some.
Thanking the good folks on Twitter for making the episode all the more hilarious.
Tonight’s The Bachelor retold in funny tweets:
Monique met Matt for their date and did some terrifying airplane tricks. It was extremely stressful to watch.
I'm hardly a date expert, but if a guy asked me to hang out in a park for a while before picking me up and driving to a mystery location, I'd be a little concerned, you know? #TheBachelorAU
— Whiskey Houston (@RobCoco) August 8, 2019
So the main activity on their date is being nice and far away from each other? #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/Qs5ROsBiQq
— ret (@Retta_Potterfan) August 8, 2019
How romantic, doing death spins in different planes… #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/OQ26oqqVie
— Kiera (@UnderYourPorch) August 8, 2019
They spent some time together and exchanged some extremely tedious conversation which ended in a rose and a kiss.
Matt keeps talking about g-forces… okay, we get it. You’re a physicist #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/cXtseBwkLq
— ret (@Retta_Potterfan) August 8, 2019
Hey producers! I have a better idea for an aviation themed date: send em on a Tiger flight that gets delayed and taxis around the tarmac for hours with no air con. True test of love AND saves you coin. #TheBachelorAU
— Stephanie Van Schilt (@stephvanschilt) August 8, 2019
Sooo Sophie from Honey Badger's season just reapplied this year and changed her name to Monique right??? #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/fZEAVGDqaV
— Jessica Lynch (@jesskalynch) August 8, 2019
It’s group photo shoot time!
Can we just have a TV Week spread of @oshergunsberg hair?#TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/GJz6oX5yJn
— 𝙼𝙸𝙺𝙰𝙴𝙻𝙰 𝙶𝚁𝙰𝙲𝙴 ♥ (@goldcoastgrace) August 8, 2019
YES the annual bachie photoshoot, will anything ever top this though? Never forget #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/dH6nmvmqtL
— Shauna O’Carroll (@ShaunaOCarroll) August 8, 2019
"Ladies, we're going to be channeling some famous photoshoots" #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/9bTnpf714y
— Tegan Higginbotham (@TeganMH) August 8, 2019
“I don’t think they created black Cinderella yet” I will not tolerate this Brandy erasure!!! #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/P11QN68sUR
— ret (@Retta_Potterfan) August 8, 2019
Things got heated between Matt and Abbie.
Australia right now… #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/6ydwylEvQ3
— HarrysHighNote (@_HarrysHighNote) August 8, 2019
All the other girls watching Abbie in this photoshoot #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/BNsjUzv2lJ
— Beca 🌈 (@becasammut) August 8, 2019
Why am I so attracted to both Matt and Abby right now #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/Nv2AULRjw7
— dumb bitch ✨🍒 (@kikicherrybabe) August 8, 2019
vakoo during the photoshoot with matt and abbie #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/aoFzcaziIZ
— angela ✨ (@angelasmtth) August 8, 2019
Things got even hotter when Abbie was voted by the girls to have some extra time with Matt in the private orchard.
14 girls chose abbie
then again, a good majority of those girls look like abbie so maybe they were just confused #TheBachelorAU
— taryn ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง (@thereafter) August 8, 2019
Girls: ‘How was your time in the Orchard?’
Abbie: ‘I’m pregnant’
— Dave (@davey0511) August 8, 2019
Abbie and Matt walking back into the cocktail party #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/iysBl6zkPO
— ret (@Retta_Potterfan) August 8, 2019
Abbie to the other girls after being in the orchard #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/lRBWu3YxYN
— Ben Shute (@Ben_Shute) August 8, 2019
At the rose ceremony, the pilates instructor was sent packing. WHERE WAS THE WALK OUT?!
I was promised a walk out. #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/Xhl9o0FrLa
— Zoe (@Lunaamikaelson) August 8, 2019
I have a feeling this “shock walk-out” on #TheBachelorAU is still about 5 or 6 weeks away.
— keegs (@keegs) August 8, 2019
WHERE is the walkout we were promised #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/LLNKxAinel
— claud (@scorpiosclaud) August 8, 2019
Me patiently waiting for The Bachelor ‘walkout’ that was supposed to happen on Wednesday night. 🙄#TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/tviaOeFNzK
— maddie (@_maddie_) August 8, 2019