The Funniest Tweets From Tonight’s Bonkers Bachy Episode
It’s that time again! It’s time for The Bachelor and a chance to distract ourselves from our own non-existent love lives for 90 precious minutes.
Tonight’s episode was really just a part two to last night’s trashfire. After receiving a surprise rose in yesterday’s ceremony, tonight Monique refused to admit to Matt that she had called him a “dog c**t” and she was asked to leave.
You know what they say, all’s fair in love and dog c**ts. A new Australian proverb for the ages.
Let’s get into the funny tweets, shall we!
Tonight’s The Bachelor retold in hilarious tweets:
The group date saw the girls tackling each other over a bouquet but all anyone could focus on was the tension between Abbie and Monique.
“I really like Monique even though she called me a dog c*nt” ah romance isn’t dead #TheBachelorAU
— Jenna Guillaume (@JennaGuillaume) August 15, 2019
When Monique keeps pinning the drama on Abbie's age. #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/XQqAX0oOUO
— James Ogrady (@james_ogrady8) August 15, 2019
“Dad, how did I get my name?”
“Well, Dog C**t, the year was 2019 and tension in #TheBachelorAU house was high…”
— Brendan Annakin (@bannakin) August 15, 2019
In the second round, all the girls wore wedding gowns and Abbie was caught out lying to get further in the game.
Me @ this whole mock wedding #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/XXejf65KhF
— Whiskey Houston (@RobCoco) August 15, 2019
This looks familiar… #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/rCcUStdPIr
— Kristen Amiet (@KrissiAmiet) August 15, 2019
Coming to a cinema near you #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/gXi2X6134A
— Dylan Matthews (@DylanMatthews91) August 15, 2019
Vakoo won alone time with Matt but forgot how to talk and got into a giggle fit.
You know that he's not into you when he brings up your age as a potential barrier and you're the same age as Abbie
Monique can tell you how old that is if you ask btw #TheBachelorAU
— Simone (@Sim_oneL) August 15, 2019
Matt after rejecting Vakoo over her age when someone mentions Abbie is the same age #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/z6FvUQCwCO
— Lily Cumper (@_lilycumper) August 15, 2019
Seeing Vakoo cry #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/vYBMjgTUH4
— Ella Margaret (@ellamargaret) August 15, 2019
Next up, Matt took Chelsie back to his place for some banana bread baking and it ended in a steamy pool sesh.
"Floury???? Flowery???" – Monique somewhere in the distance #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/HlTPkX4ee4
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) August 15, 2019
Not again.@TheBachelorAU #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/HLUbIG4XIj
— Kayla-Lee Hoye (@kaylaleehoye) August 15, 2019
Who says romance is dead? #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/60BAyxjpxd
— Tom Ford (@TomFord83) August 15, 2019
We have a real contender here, fam.
Done. Pack up the mansion. It’s over. #TheBachelorAU
— Andrew Masters (@Lakitoo) August 15, 2019
Emma is spewing she missed out on another single date #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/LvBkfPvxWx
— Dylan Matthews (@DylanMatthews91) August 15, 2019
Back at the mansion, tension built between Monique and Abbie before Matt arrived and pulled Mon aside to ask her to leave the Bachy mansion.
#TheBachelorAU me: shocked my devious plan worked perfectly pic.twitter.com/dKQXk3tpwa
— Dame Kittness (@SoftKittyWarm) August 15, 2019
WHY ARE THEY ALL SO SHOCKED. SHE LITERALLY CALLED HIM DOG C*NT. #TheBachelorAU
— Jenna Guillaume (@JennaGuillaume) August 15, 2019
C U Next Tuesday Monique ?? #TheBachelorAU #BachelorAu pic.twitter.com/yOJvt2G2C2
— Stirling chapple (@Stirlingchappp) August 15, 2019
#TheBachelorAU let's hope it's a classier today pic.twitter.com/NiVCR9GrX5
— Dame Kittness (@SoftKittyWarm) August 15, 2019
If Monique called Matt a dog cunt after getting kicked off she would have been my hero. Lost opportunity #TheBachelorAU
— Sarah (@schaf88) August 15, 2019
At the rose ceremony, our gurl Vakoo was left roseless.
Vakoo is too good for this shit anyway #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/9vzj2c6Idy
— James Ogrady (@james_ogrady8) August 15, 2019
We can assume Nichole is stoked her “doppelgänger” has been eliminated.
Nichole must be stoked that there’s no chance of her being confused for Monique now. #thebachelorau
— Ben Shute (@Ben_Shute) August 15, 2019
When someone takes out your nemesis for you without you having to do anything
Nichole be like… pic.twitter.com/az4ORLuiE4
— Dave (@davey0511) August 15, 2019