LOL: The Funniest Tweets From Tonight’s Bachy Hellfire
We’re back for some trashy fun on The Bachelor and we finally heard Kristen talk about something other than China. What a time!
On tonight’s ep we were treated to a bunch of filthy sexual innuendoes as Kristen and Matt applied mud masks to each other’s feet and faces. It was a big ‘ol mess and I’m never going to a spa again.
The petty war between Abbie and Sogand continued to rage on, after Sogand spilled the tea to Matt’s bestie that Abbie had lied. This ended in the two clashing at the cocktail party and it got hectic as Sogand told Abbie: “Everyone talks about you behind your back.” Fucking. Savage.
Here’s how all the drama played out on Twitter!
Tonight’s The Bachelor retold in hilarious tweets:
Kristen scored a solo date with Bachy as they kayaked their way to a rather disturbing spa sesh.
Kristen: Matt has all the qualities I’m looking for. Producer: he’s not moving to China. Kristen: #thebachelorau pic.twitter.com/WgT398rAHA
— Merryn Porter (@Merryn_Porter) August 22, 2019
Matt: “I don’t have noughts and crosses, I have hugs and kisses”.
The whole of Australia: #thebachelorau pic.twitter.com/KZKcB3muC2
— Ellen (@Ellz88) August 22, 2019
My eyes! My eyes!
me when i forget to wear SPF 50+ during aussie summer #ThebachelorAU pic.twitter.com/o6yhZbC6wI
— Jessica Lynch (@jesskalynch) August 22, 2019
#thebachelorau I should rewatch Chenobyl because this radiation burns looks is really hot stuff pic.twitter.com/XqV45jfxzs
— Dame Kittness (@SoftKittyWarm) August 22, 2019
And we all thought the chocolate bath was bad… #TheBachelorAU
— Kiera (@UnderYourPorch) August 22, 2019
What she said: “I’m feeling the feelings that I get when I really like someone”
What she meant: “I’m feeling the feelings that I get when I think about China” #TheBachelorAu
— ? ret ? (@Retta_Potterfan) August 22, 2019
Cassandra, Elly, Sogand and…Abbie were chosen for the group date. They reunited with their besties and got grilled by Matt’s BFF.
Matt sending in his BFF like #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/nBTwhM1VkH
— Lily Cumper (@_lilycumper) August 22, 2019
SOGAN: i'm smiling but i'm angry
i have never felt something so hard on this show until that #TheBachelorAU
— taryn ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง (@thereafter) August 22, 2019
If it was me and I got to invite a best friend I’d definitely invite my dog. Because strategy. #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/lDGokJTG7a
— Catherine Langley (@CathLangley) August 22, 2019
Sogand’s spilt all the tea to her BFF Max and then to Matt’s friend Kate.
"Sogand is like an onion, she's very passionate" #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/4kRtxj49iG
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) August 22, 2019
just look at how passionate these onions are guys #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/Qy33I4NMTL
— karen ♡ (@kkarennnx) August 22, 2019
Sogand’s bff Max #ilovehim #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/mp7Uwo6yLg
— Lily Cumper (@_lilycumper) August 22, 2019
Abbie offered Kate a bunch of contradictory nonsense when quizzed over her aspirations for marriage and kids.
Matt: But what do you think?
Matt's BFF Kate: Hmm yeah Abbie isn't here for the same reasons as you
Matt: Hmm yeah some stuff that Kate is saying isn't adding up #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/CeVkndqvwa— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) August 22, 2019
I hate the term “women’s intuition”. I prefer to call it “magical vagina sense” #thebachelorau
— Damask (@MaskyMoo) August 22, 2019
Helena and Matt shared a kiss at the cocktail party and it was a red lipstick smudged mess.
Me borrowing mums lipstick when I was 3 #thebachelorau #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/XKnH0aTHav
— Ellie (@bachie_ell) August 22, 2019
#thebachelorau my husband "did you eat the rest of the spaghetti left overs?"
Me "why do you ask?" pic.twitter.com/D4TddMrxxz— Dame Kittness (@SoftKittyWarm) August 22, 2019
Helena walking back into the cocktail party like #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/LSUMVQozoW
— Keely Willis (@keelywillis_) August 22, 2019
It all came to a head as Abbie discovered what Sogand told Kate and they butted heads.
Rachel watching Abbie going to confront Sagand #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/Rp0qMESDrb
— Caitlin Montgomery (@caittmontyy) August 22, 2019
Sogand is starting to look a little like this:@TheBachelorAU #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/nsSye49Y7t
— Kayla-Lee Hoye (@kaylaleehoye) August 22, 2019
The other girls at the cocktail party watching the Abbie vs. Sogand showdown #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/Lc5Ntuqcrs
— Lily Cumper (@_lilycumper) August 22, 2019
In the end, Cassandra was sent home…probs to continue her business.
Now she can focus on her business.
Business.
Business.
Business.
Did I mention business? #TheBachelorAU— Sarah (@_SarahKAnderson) August 22, 2019
Bye Cassandra, back to businesses #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/7VoZJ7D9DW
— Will Byrne (@willbdamed) August 22, 2019
Brutal how the other women all voted unanimously against Cassandra last week and now she’s gone #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/Eobmcot2Vm
— Bachelor of Hearts Podcast ? (@BOHpod) August 22, 2019