the bachelor australia recap

LOL: The Funniest Tweets From Tonight’s Bachy Hellfire

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We’re back for some trashy fun on The Bachelor and we finally heard Kristen talk about something other than China. What a time!

On tonight’s ep we were treated to a bunch of filthy sexual innuendoes as Kristen and Matt applied mud masks to each other’s feet and faces. It was a big ‘ol mess and I’m never going to a spa again.

The petty war between Abbie and Sogand continued to rage on, after Sogand spilled the tea to Matt’s bestie that Abbie had lied. This ended in the two clashing at the cocktail party and it got hectic as Sogand told Abbie: “Everyone talks about you behind your back.” Fucking. Savage.

Here’s how all the drama played out on Twitter!

Tonight’s The Bachelor retold in hilarious tweets:

Kristen scored a solo date with Bachy as they kayaked their way to a rather disturbing spa sesh.

My eyes! My eyes!

Cassandra, Elly, Sogand and…Abbie were chosen for the group date. They reunited with their besties and got grilled by Matt’s BFF.

Sogand’s spilt all the tea to her BFF Max and then to Matt’s friend Kate.

Abbie offered Kate a bunch of contradictory nonsense when quizzed over her aspirations for marriage and kids.

Helena and Matt shared a kiss at the cocktail party and it was a red lipstick smudged mess.

It all came to a head as Abbie discovered what Sogand told Kate and they butted heads.

In the end, Cassandra was sent home…probs to continue her business.