The Best Tweets From Tonight’s Messy Episode Of ‘The Bachelor’
We’re back for another week of drama on The Bachelor and this time no one even called our Bachy a “dog c**t.” How novel!
On tonight’s episode, Rachael’s secret crush on a crew member was revealed and Matt was clued in at the cocktail party. Drama ensued and Mary continued to be the best narrator The Bachelor has seen since Alisha sauntered out of the mansion last year.
Let’s get into the best tweets!
Tonight’s The Bachelor retold in funny tweets:
Elly got picked to go on a second date and they did some fire twirling because…ugh, danger!!
Left: Me when I try to get food from someone else.
Right: Me when someone tries to touch my food.#TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/Fef97XODtS
— O'Malley (@Skualg) August 28, 2019
ASSASSIN’S CREED IV #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/kQMYoKydp5
— Bachelor of Hearts Podcast ? (@BOHpod) August 28, 2019
“Strewth almighty” – ancient Australian proverb #TheBachelorAU
— Jenna Guillaume (@JennaGuillaume) August 28, 2019
“I’ve never had a fetish until now” #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/tPvK4FjXXT
— Stephanie Marie (@stefinitely85) August 28, 2019
so when #TheBachelorAU throws fire it's romantic but when I do its arson.
really makes you think.
— Courtney Gould (@heyycourtt) August 28, 2019
On the group date the girls let go of their baggage by throwing themselves out of a plane.
My fear going into a relationship is that my partner won't accept that a 24 pack of nuggets is an acceptable meal#TheBachelorAU
— Billie Ray Eilish (@bishcheese) August 28, 2019
Expectation VS. Reality #TheBachelorAU #BachelorAu pic.twitter.com/kvXNmMB1B7
— Richy Cartmell (@richycartmell) August 28, 2019
yeah i'd go with the crew member bc at least they wouldn't make you jump out of a goddamn plane when you don't want to #TheBachelorAU
— taryn ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง (@thereafter) August 28, 2019
#TheBachelorAU dates never ever look fun to me they just look exhausting pic.twitter.com/8xkTpYf0jL
— Jenna Guillaume (@JennaGuillaume) August 28, 2019
Kristen was not having a good time.
KRISTEN BEING TOTALLY RELATABLE RIGHT NOW. WHY CAN'T WE JUST TALK ABOUT THIS? ON THE GROUND? GIRL THIS IS ME. #TheBachelorAU
— Lucy Ormsby Williams ? (@lormsbywilliams) August 28, 2019
kristen only likes planes when they're en route to china #TheBachelorAU
— سمية (@sumyianasim) August 28, 2019
mfw my nonna asks when I'm going to bring a nice boy back to Wagga (to live) #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/lq9M2vFukL
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) August 28, 2019
Matt confronted Rachael after being told she had given a crew member her number and he kicked her out of the mansion.
Bachie: dates 20 women simulateously
Also Bachie: gets upset when one of those women shows interested in another man#TheBachelorAU
— Whiskey Houston (@RobCoco) August 28, 2019
This producer handing Matt the phone number and walking away #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/A4iY7hvY6m
— Jenna Guillaume (@JennaGuillaume) August 28, 2019
SHOW. ME . THE. CREW MEMBER #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/gKziWSI6dX
— ??? ℕ???? (@shakeweighted) August 28, 2019
At the rose ceremony, Matt cut our angel Nikki’s wings. How dare he.
You ask me why I whisper?
You try telling delightful shining star Nikki that she has to go home.You'd whisper too #thebachelorau
— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) August 28, 2019
Rachael’s exit interview was actually iconic.
"You f*cking dogs" might be be the best departing words in Batchie history. #TheBachelorAU
— Shalailah Medhora (@shalailah) August 28, 2019
“Fuck you dogs” IS THE MOST ICONIC EXIT LINE I HAVE EVER SEEN ON THIS SHOW ? #TheBachelorAU
— Rosie Waterland (@RosieWaterland) August 28, 2019