‘The Bachelor’ Finale Retold In Hilarious Tweets
We made it! We’re here! After a seven-week season of The Bachelor that definitely… happened, tonight Northern Beaches Bachy, Jimmy Nicholson, picked his winner, choosing between Sydneysider Holly Kingston and Melburnian Brooke Cleal.
The finale location did not disappoint, instead of being in some tropical international location (that’s COVID bby!), Jimmy got to make his decision on home soil in the Northern Territory. But first, the women had to charm Jimmy’s family, with his mum, dad, sister, and cousin grilling Brooke and Holly in order to decide who would be a better match for Jimbo. They weren’t helpful! Jimmy’s dad was Team Brooke, while his mum was firmly on Team Holly.
However, if viewers held any uncertainty over which lady Jimmy himself was leaning towards, he dropped a pretty big hint in his date choices. While Brooke copped a 5am hot balloon ride and a billabong picnic, Holly got to fly over Uluru, before she and Jimmy watched the sunset over our country’s most sacred landmark, in one of this show’s most spectacular dates so far. Between her brother trying to cockblock her and this, Brooke cannot catch a damn break.
This theme continued when Jimmy dumped her, telling her they “have to say goodbye”. Brooke was pissed, and you can’t blame her: she came back on the show after her grandfather passed away, then travelled to Alice Springs, all for Jimmy to break her heart. Jimmy told Holly that he was in love with her and I’m sure they’ll be popping out a couple of little blonde Northern Beaches babies any day now.
As with every single episode of The Bachelor, the tweets made everything more enjoyable.
Tonight’s The Bachelor finale retold via funny tweets:
Finale is here! We’re in the Northern Territory and Osher is in front of Uluru! Jimmy consulted with his family over who he should pick, before he introduced Brooke to the gang.
So before this episode, Did the producers tell Holly “C U in the N T”? #TheBachelorAU
— Urvashi Bandhu (@BandhuUrvashi) September 2, 2021
We are ready to be haunted by Jimmy’s mother again. ??#TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/1oVS9z5tjc
— ??????? ????? ♥ (@goldcoastgrace) September 2, 2021
Brooke: #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/IJzKkrGwjK
— human being (@artemis22482) September 2, 2021
Me when I find out that we can leave lockdown #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/PyirbF7b29
— Jack ✨ (@JackParwata) September 2, 2021
Brooke overshared to Jimmy’s family’s, then Jimmy’s mum grilled Brooke about her son’s concerns that she isn’t independent enough. The mum is not sold on Brooke, telling the family that she found her too intense.
Me // my cat #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/0B9suzqF4W
— Bachelor of Hearts Podcast ? (@BOHpod) September 2, 2021
#TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/cuEH0IEVkk
— henry ladd (@henryladd4) September 2, 2021
You know who wasn’t too clingy? Carlee #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/GW1eOD6msu
— Merryn Porter (@Merryn_Porter) September 2, 2021
me when jimmy sent carlie home and i had to face the rest of this season #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/tTQIM7qMFp
— carlie 4 bachelorette (@bachiebitching) September 2, 2021
#TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/o3FIdsNPt4
— Mitch (@mitchachell) September 2, 2021
Holly is next: she got deep with Jimmy’s dad but afterwards when consulting with Jimmy, he said that his son should pick Brooke as Holly is too similar to Jimmy’s exes. But his mum remained firmly Team Holly, leaving Jimmy even more confused.
We have to stan Jimmy the pilot coming through to defend Holly being thrown under the bus, thank you to a supportive king! #TheBachelorAU
— Eliza Barr (@ElizaJBarr) September 2, 2021
Jimmy parents giving him advice #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/ku1VkamHJJ
— Jack ✨ (@JackParwata) September 2, 2021
Uh oh Jimmy’s parents are definitely divorcing over this decision #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/2RM6VAGrsl
— realityniccy59 (@realityniccy59) September 2, 2021
Jimmy took Brooke on her final date to go hot air ballooning. They shared a bottle of wine and reflected on their time together, then Brooke admitted she’s fallen in love.
This is genuinely the worst thing that Brooke has said… and that’s saying something because just 10 minutes ago she was telling Jimmy’s entire family that she “deflowered” him because she got the first kiss #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/seg3Yi3Clh
— Michelle Rennex (@michellerennex) September 2, 2021
Is there an escape hatch? #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/IFfdDzi4zn
— The Bitchelorette (@BitcheloretteAU) September 2, 2021
brooke saying this isnt the last date and that theyre in a relationship // jimmy #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/VAzM9xbZHi
— emma cooper εїз (@emmaangelx) September 2, 2021
We know it's coming #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/ypwHWJLHLI
— Bach Chat Podcast (@BachChatPodcast) September 2, 2021
If Jimmy has dragged Brooke back just to dump her that makes him worse than Honey Badger choosing no one and Locky saying “I love you” to both girls #TheBachelorAU
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) September 2, 2021
Holly and Jimmy charter a plane over Uluru. They then watch the sunset and awkwardly bump into Jimmy’s folks. That evening, Jimmy told Holly that she reminds him of his exes… something every woman longs to hear.
wow i can’t believe they’re flying in a little plane! we’ve seen nothing like it all season, super original final date #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/BlgNRVg6rq
— carlie 4 bachelorette (@bachiebitching) September 2, 2021
So why am I just finding out that Jimmy is a pilot during the finale!? Why wasn’t this brought up more throughout the season!? #TheBachelorAU
— Urvashi Bandhu (@BandhuUrvashi) September 2, 2021
If you’re still wondering who Jimmy is going to pick…compare the final dates #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/nvlroypqhR
— PUNKEE (@itspunkee) September 2, 2021
Nothing like bringing up the exes to ruin the mood #TheBachelorAU
— reality romance (@austcomment) September 2, 2021
It’s final decision time! Jimmy dumped Brooke, leaving her heartbroken.
The producers knew what they were doing putting Brooke in THE dumping on live tv dress #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/Gt9d1Ywnd2
— indi ? (@indiana_rose1) September 2, 2021
Filming girls in a car at an uncomfortably close range while they’re crying about getting their heart broken is criminal #TheBachelorAU
— mel (@melpissaonyou) September 2, 2021
Why anyone signs up to a 50/50 chance of being dumped in a dress on television is beyond me. #TheBachelorAU
— Isobel Roe (@isobelroe) September 2, 2021
Brooke right now:#TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/HUvKNWimMF
— Jack ✨ (@JackParwata) September 2, 2021
Bad news for Brooke, but good news for Holly! Jimmy told Holly that he is in love with her, giving her a ring to symbolise his commitment to their future.
Actual footage of Jimmy’s dad while watching the final episode with Holly #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/AXpNjhc6Rb
— Imdad (@shitchat_imdad) September 2, 2021
cue everyone madly refreshing the bachie insta to see if holly and Jimmy are actually still together #TheBachelorAU
— ً (@robbiesronan) September 2, 2021