From Segways To Ballet, Here’s Tonight’s Bachy Retold Via The Funniest Tweets
After a slightly snooze-worthy week, we wrapped up tonight’s episode of Bachy with Shannon’s teary exit and a sneak peek of Honey Badge getting hot ‘n’ heavy with Sophie next week.
The episode kicked off with the girls competing on Segways, with Brooke winning solo time with the Badge, much to the jealousy of the other ladies. Emily scored the single date and, uh, things were a little awkward on the banter front.
At the cocktail party Sophie won Badge’s heart by drawing a picture for him and Shaz had a slight meltdown before being sent home for good.
Oh yeah, and Dasha had a bit of a dramatic cry too.
Thankfully, the tweets will always provide us with an endless source of joy. Here are the funniest tweets from Episode 12 of The Bachelor.
The girls competed on Segways to win alone time with the Honey Badger:
This is a revelation. #thebachelorAU pic.twitter.com/rJ1eiViCRM
— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) September 20, 2018
Nick: hey
The girls:
#TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/ldq2PzMFkf— kiki ✨? (@kiramanning16) September 20, 2018
"He was like a ninja turtle without the turtle. He was like a dictionary, minus all of the words except the one sentence I want to say". #TheBachelorAU
— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) September 20, 2018
Literally watching people standing still, on Segways #thebachelorau pic.twitter.com/vXHjqNiIeY
— AtomicNicky (@AtomicNicky) September 20, 2018
And Britt took a bit of a tumble:
Soo how many serious injuries is this show going to inflict on these women? #TheBachelorAU
— Caitlin Parker (@caitlinmhparker) September 20, 2018
Broken ankles, blindfolded race car challenges, Tenille escaping in the dark and now a Segway crash. It's official, #TheBachelorAU has become The Hunger Games. pic.twitter.com/aJsLhSEsNF
— Joshua Fox (@joshua_fox) September 20, 2018
Brooke won the time and the other ladies were a tad jealous:
Brooke is clearly the best, suck it up girlies #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/lMTRXRr1d5
— alysha (@lcvinitgrande) September 20, 2018
Love how at this point in the show when a girl gets another single, there are no hi-fives and hugs and kisses it’s all…..#TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/zlrXL0Y7XU
— CourtneyCourts (@renrut22) September 20, 2018
WOW THAT KISSING CAMERA ANGLE WAS TOO CLOSE I COULD HEAR THE WEIRD GROSS KISSING NOISES NO #thebachelorAU
— Eloise Andrea (@eloiseplease) September 20, 2018
Emily finally got her solo date:
Literally who is this Emily person #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/7FLHAS4sX3
— Aliza (@AlizanotEliza) September 20, 2018
Those two ballet dancers had more chemistry than Nick and any of the girls on #thebachelorAU so far.
— Hero (@hierohero1) September 20, 2018
The PR manager from the Australian Ballet looks from their latest budget and expenses, to the proposal from #TheBachelorAU producers and back again.
They sigh.
"FINE", they say.— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) September 20, 2018
And the two dressed up in some… questionable ballet attire… and performed for some professionals:
Australia, are you ready to see Nick in dancer tights? Doesn't matter – it's about to happen. #thebachelorAU
— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) September 20, 2018
Werk it ?♂️ #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/J3F6RaJ1wm
— The Bachelor Aus ? (@TheBachelorAU) September 20, 2018
Nicks thighs look good in that outfit! I’m sorry!! It’s true! #TheBachelorAU
— Bec Shaw (@Brocklesnitch) September 20, 2018
Rugby player attempting ballet… im getting some serious vibes #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/Z62tBuvanw
— Samantha Lowe (@SamLowe_18) September 20, 2018
I have a feeling tonight’s episode is the first evidence we have of a ballet performance being described as “shithouse” #TheBachelorAU
— Kristen Amiet (@KrissiAmiet) September 20, 2018
Cannot stop staring at that bulge. #thebachelorAU
— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) September 20, 2018
Then exchanged no saliva and a lot of awkward silences:
Watching the end of this date like:#TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/6mGAir2WXS
— Allison (@infiniteallien) September 20, 2018
MAYBE…JUST MAYBE…all of these boring date conversations are…because of Nick?#TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/prvrD1TEyK
— Jessica Seaborn (@Jessica_Seaborn) September 20, 2018
Sophie (literally) illustrated her feelings for Nick, and Shaz had a bit of a meltdown at the cocktail party:
Sophie going for the pictionary angle again #thebachelorau pic.twitter.com/3iQMrLF7ob
— AtomicNicky (@AtomicNicky) September 20, 2018
Did Sophie just draw someone who has had their heart ripped out while they were also on fire? Because that's lowkey what it looks like. #TheBachelorAU
— Jodi McAlister (@JodiMcA) September 20, 2018
Sophie's one-on-one with Nick: #thebachelorau pic.twitter.com/daU4jb6qcr
— AtomicNicky (@AtomicNicky) September 20, 2018
So it’s 2018 and Ernie and Bert can’t even be in an openly gay relationship but I have to watch this girl on #TheBachelorAU have a breakdown about not getting a date with the guy who does the ads for Tradies underwear ?♂️
— Nathan Brown (@nathanbrown90) September 20, 2018
I can only imagine how bad the dating scene is if the girls are crying over this guy… #TheBachelorAU
— Tree Fiddy Kay (@fiddy_kay) September 20, 2018
And was eventually sent packing, while Dasha broke down:
Nick just looked like he was about to break the rose in half to give to both the girls #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/CTcyXeyODA
— Aliza (@AlizanotEliza) September 20, 2018
Dasha after Shannon left: #thebachelorau pic.twitter.com/WP824IX7eX
— AtomicNicky (@AtomicNicky) September 20, 2018
I felt Shazzas heart break. I actually hugged the Tv #TheBachelorAU
— Heidi Davenport (@hillself) September 20, 2018
If there’s one thing I relate to on this program more than anything else, it’s girls getting blind drunk and breaking down in tears #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/zHPKhyIhdt
— Polly Maeve ? (@PollyMaeve) September 20, 2018