Hi, Can We All Take A Minute To Talk About Matt Agnew’s New Hair?
Happy Tuesday and welcome to our community. Today’s sermon is dedicated to Matt Agnew, former Bachelor heartthrob, and his luscious locks.
After appearing on The Bachelor in 2019, and splitting from winner Chelsie McLeod after only a short time, Matt went underground. This isn’t unusual for former Bachys who have had less than happy endings: remember Blake Garvey? Where even is he now? Honey Badger? Is he still in the outback trying to run away from producers? Richie Strahan? Even though he reappeared on Bachelor In Paradise, it’s hard to conjure up his face in my mind.
Anyway, I digress. We’re here to solely focus on Matt Agnew and I’m not mad about it.
Matt sporadically takes to Instagram to bless us all with his presence. Not as frequently as some of us would hope, but there’s a lot of cute dog pics — so for that, we’re grateful.
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Truly couldn’t care less about this kind of content, but that’s straight men for you I guess.
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Now before the debut of THE HAIR, which first happened on New Year’s Day, this was the last photo we saw of Matt:
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OK, now let’s go into this new vibe Matt is bringing in 2021. He’s here, he’s carefree, he has beautiful hair, and he looks happy. And we love to see it!
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Oh, what’s that? You want to see a clearer pic of his luscious Pantene locks? OK, here you go.
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Now, if he can just gift us with a slow-mo run, while he sweeps his long hair out of his eyes, that would be fantastic.
Thanks in advance, Matt.
