13 Times Medieval Paintings Summed Up ‘The Bachelor’

It’s a blessed time of year when The Bachelor is taking over our Wednesday and Thursday nights.

Whether it ends in a true love story or not, there’s no denying the reality show takes an absolute hold on the nation and each season, while different in its own regard, experiences similar formulaic storylines.

From cocktail party drama to the nail-biting final decision, we’ve decided to round up the usual moments we see each season using medieval painting memes.

Don’t ask questions, just roll with it.

#1. When Osher arrives with a date card.

#2. When drama kicks off at the cocktail party and there’s always that one person sitting back observing.

#3. When a girl tries to run away and the producers aren’t having a bar of it.

#4. When the infamous “two-on-one” date happens and Bachy clearly has a connection with one person and not the other.

#5. When the girls who didn’t get a date are back at the mansion working out together.

#6. When the Bachy arrives to the cocktail party and everyone is eyeing him off to get some solo time in.

#7. Except he’s just wildly overwhelmed by it all.

#8. When Bachy whisks someone away to a private area and the others can’t help but listen in.

#9. When someone consumes a little too much at the cocktail party.

#10. When someone promises not to interrupt the other person’s solo time with the Bachy and then backflips and cuts their grass after 30 seconds.

#11. When someone is struggling to stay awake at the rose ceremony.

#12. When Osher helps the Bachy towards the right decision in the finale episode.

#13. And when the Bachy chooses the final woman to pledge his undying love to and they announce to the world they’re still together via Instagram*.

*Well, that’s what used to happen anyway. We’ll see what goes down this season.