Tonight’s Messy ‘The Bachelor’ Episode Retold Via Hilarious Tweets
It’s a story as old as time: The Bachelor begins, we meet all the women, sparks fly, women cry, then all the biggest characters are forced to do a group photo shoot together — and oh boy, mayhem ensues!
This year’s antics were actually relatively tame. Sure, one of the contestants did kiss the Bachelor right in front of the rest of the ladies’ eyes, but no one kicked off about it. You know what they call that? Growth! That being said, a contestant did start an argument because someone pulled her hair. You know what they call that? I’m too old for this shit!
Sierah got on people’s nerves on tonight’s episode, first for getting handsy with Jimmy during the photo shoot, then for talking about it incessantly at the cocktail party, before picking a fight with Tahnee — leaving the poor girl in tears.
While Sierah was losing her goddamn mind, Brooke and Lily got closer to our Bachy, both scoring some solo time and getting a pash. Brooke did almost plummet to her death in order to get her kiss, as The Bachelor continues its long-held tradition of trying to kill contestants on dates. Next time a storm is brewing, maybe don’t go flying in a small (yes Jimmy, SMALL) plane.
Can we just have normal dates?! A cheeky trip to Bunnings is also quite the vibe, I’ve heard! Perhaps a lively round of mini golf? Or even just going to a Macca’s drive-through in your 1987 Ford Laser?
But enough about my love life, let’s rehash the episode’s best tweets!
Tonight’s The Bachelor retold via hilarious tweets:
It’s the first single date, and Jimmy takes Brooke’s for a trip in his plane, or more specifically, a tiny plane being flown through stormy skies. Brooke thanks Jimmy with a kiss, but I’d be saying, “No thanks!”
How many more of these flying puns/references are we going to have to endure?#TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/FNznuRG9Lb
— Bach Chat Podcast (@BachChatPodcast) July 22, 2021
Brooke has major Disney Princess impersonator energy #theBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/vXyuLXiwYk
— Urvashi Bandhu (@BandhuUrvashi) July 22, 2021
I hope Brooke’s story arc involves her finding her adult voice #TheBachelorAU
— HollandGomez (@HollandGomez2) July 22, 2021
Yes, Brooke is amazing, but never forget our OG Sri Lankan sweetheart #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/DSeQNwbf9D
— Jerome Doraisamy (@JeromeDoraisamy) July 22, 2021
Group photo shoot time! This year is rom-com themed, starting with a scene set in a library where Laura as Beryl stole the show (and my heart), but Steph got Jimmy’s attention.
i still see him in my sleep #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/8DWva8ZeID
— alysha (@intosneedy) July 22, 2021
that feeling when you leave the party at 9pm#TheBachelorAU @TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/L6tR8Z8A9V
— charlotte ? (@charborland__) July 22, 2021
oh the voices #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/V6FB7CF4WD
— livi?✨?️?#blm (@liviscritchley) July 22, 2021
everybody choose your fighter #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/7g8lkmgtiP
— alysha (@intosneedy) July 22, 2021
On a wedding crashers shoot, Belinda went bonkers and no one knew what was happening. Then in a birthday scene, Sierah was all over Jimmy and rubbed the other women the wrong way.
Belinda acting unhinged! Finally my night has begun!#TheBachelorAU
— So Dramatic! Podcast (@sodramaticpod) July 22, 2021
If I needed a criminal lawyer, Belinda would not be my ideal choice of legal representation, Your Honour.#TheBachelorAu
— Tarang / तरंग (@tarang_chawla) July 22, 2021
How do you practice criminal law yet somehow commit so many crimes against one poor man I do not know #TheBachelorAU
— Maddy Brown (she/her) (@itsmaddypbrown) July 22, 2021
11am Covid pressers on the live blog #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/U30CgaSLdV
— Matilda Boseley (@MatildaBoseley) July 22, 2021
Is this anything #TheBachelorAU #scottyfromarketing pic.twitter.com/ZZuItAzCWF
— Bachelor of Hearts Podcast ? (@BOHpod) July 22, 2021
My only two moods:#TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/APQuMtG3Q8
— PUNKEE (@itspunkee) July 22, 2021
I'm more concerned that Sierah chats to wooden spoons, to be honest. #TheBachelorAU
— MRB (@EGirl76) July 22, 2021
Lily won the solo shoot, even sharing a “rain” soaked kiss with Jimmy. He obviously picked her for the challenge winner’s date, where she shared her experiences with her parents’ divorce before scoring a rose.
Rainman watching the kiss from his ladder while hosing Jimmy and Crane Girl down #thebachelorau pic.twitter.com/6Z2NPUNTCO
— PT (@coturnix97) July 22, 2021
Me conducting an even-handed assessment of Jimmy's personality while definitely not being affected by his abs at all#theBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/btlC4dqh0n
— Rose Callaghan (Friendship Rose podcast!!) (@operation_rosie) July 22, 2021
#TheBachelorAU
me: mum can we get the notebook?
mum: we have the notebook at home
the notebook at home: pic.twitter.com/A8MeeM0BJq— livi?✨?️?#blm (@liviscritchley) July 22, 2021
“Such a hard topic to talk about and I’m guarded” … reveals whole life story in 1.5 seconds #TheBachelorAU
— adelaide (@adelaidemayb) July 22, 2021
Lily: I’m sorry for being so guarded.
10 minutes earlier: *kisses in the rain in front of half the girls*#TheBachelorAU— Jack ✨ (@JackParwata) July 22, 2021
At the rose ceremony, Sierah imploded. First she was anxious to clear the air with Jimmy after she grew concerned she scared him off in the photo shoot, but then she started drama with Tahnee’s for apparently pulling her hair. Are we in 4th grade, Sierah? Am I hallucinating?
‘I’m actually quite mellow’ #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/W3pq8bY04O
— seapunk aesthete ? (@BiancaNeveXO) July 22, 2021
Didn't realise I could just blame all my personality flaws on someone else who happens to be standing nearby… #TheBachelorAU
— Shannon McKinn (@Nannchez) July 22, 2021
What TV show is Sierah auditioning for here..?#TheBachelorAU
— Holly Licuanan (@hollyslicuanan) July 22, 2021
Nobody:
Not a soul:
Steph: I love plane facts#TheBachelorAU
— Kristen Amiet (@KrissiAmiet) July 22, 2021
Jacinta and Belinda were sent home at the rose ceremony. I’m not sure where Jacinta came from, but Belinda’s chaotic energy with be sorely missed.
HOW DID THE PRODUCERS LET HIM SEND BELINDA HOME? MY UNHINGED QUEEN #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/2AiFDGRAeI
— kiki ? (@violettfemmes) July 22, 2021
when my office bestie leaves at 5pm and i still have work to do#TheBachelorAU @TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/oMqD9mgQTA
— charlotte ? (@charborland__) July 22, 2021
I can’t handle all of these women doing the MOST at all times in an attempt to get some screen time #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/kcQYwvCFdO
— Michelle Rennex (@michellerennex) July 22, 2021
Same age,
Same income,
Same super contribution,#TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/tANTDckOy7— Jack ✨ (@JackParwata) July 22, 2021