LMAO: Tonight’s ‘The Bachelor’ Retold In Hilarious Tweets
Pour an oversized glass of red and slide into a pair of uggs because The Bachelor is back with the infamous photoshoot episode which always translates to messy drama.
While the idea of doing a group photoshoot on a first date sounds like some sick horror movie, it’s become something of a tradition for the second episode of every season of this show. The photoshoot often brings out the best and worst in people, like Steph embracing being dressed up as a daggy dad, or Zoe-Clare taking over her shoot like a crazed maniac.
Tonight’s episode also brought a new face to the Bachy fold, as Kaitlyn gatecrashed the rom-com themed photoshoot dressed as a motherfunkin’ bride. She is one hell of a contender and her presence is already shaking up the other women, with the episode ending on a cliffhanger of mayhem to follow.
Until next week, let’s rehash the whole thing via the best tweets!
Tonight’s The Bachelor retold in hilarious tweets:
Bella gets picked for the first date and no one is surprised. They go sailing and Locky puts Bella to work.
I’m waiting for this moment #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/Le4mWnNRpT
— ????? ???????? (@DylanMatthews91) August 13, 2020
Could you imagine thinking you were going on a harbour cruise and having to the ~action things~. Just give her the cheese platter #TheBachelorAU
— Georgia Love (@GeorgieALove) August 13, 2020
Bella is the shining light of this season and, since it’s 2020, she’s definitely going to get her heart broken #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/G6WoOXW7nB
— Jerome Doraisamy (@JeromeDoraisamy) August 13, 2020
Immediately suspicious of Locky for not taking the girl with the dog on his first date. #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/NpkK3PTmLr
— Katherine 'hasn't had a question' Allan (@kathrillhouse) August 13, 2020
Can we get an update on the doggo please? #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/miQ23oa5Vn
— Kevin Horton (@SC_Kev7) August 13, 2020
The group date is a photoshoot and of course, Areeba and Zoe-Clare are in the same shoot. Zoe-Clare takes over to try to get Locky’s attention to the frustration of basically everyone else.
Nicole standing behind the bar like: #thebachelorAU pic.twitter.com/BJfBomHQ7Y
— The Bachelor Guy (@HDBorland) August 13, 2020
Photoshoot episode give me this or give me death #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/KeKhWJlxxs
— mimi petrakis (@MimiPetrakis) August 13, 2020
i don’t know why they even bother with the photoshoot date anymore, they peaked last year when Wazza rage quit because he had to dress up like a chicken #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/Mcb6F4k3GX
— alysha (@intosneedy) August 13, 2020
In the next photoshoot, Steph gets dressed up as the dad in a family photoshoot and it’s hilarious. While thing get steamy with Irena.
The budget must have been huge this year if they managed to get Michael Cera on!! #thebachelorau pic.twitter.com/UiI5JfL6Y7
— Lily C (@lilycmpr) August 13, 2020
Steph for PM #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/BTqV42IvpI
— Kat (@fatkattweets) August 13, 2020
Major honey badger vibes from Steph #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/G9DECSDt7X
— Claire (@Ewoksarecool22) August 13, 2020
Laura, you just got outplayed by a girl dressed like the honey badger. Think about that for a moment. #TheBachelorAU
— Milhouse Thrilhouse (@Minquist01) August 13, 2020
Steph for the winner #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/j37xTD2jg1
— Joe (@joe_not_hoe) August 13, 2020
In the next scene, Roxi plays Locky’s fiancé as Rosemary sells them an engagement ring. Roxi gets annoyed at Rosemary for err, touching Locky?
I guess Roxi will now be breaking off the fake engagement? #TheBachelorAU
— Colonel Kickhead (@colonelkickhead) August 13, 2020
We get it, you like Alexisonfire #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/YeZHU9BAbm
— Bachelor of Hearts Podcast ? (@BOHpod) August 13, 2020
The final wedding dance photoshoot shocks the girls as Osher’s brings in an intruder Kaitlyn to be the bride.
Oh cool I was thinking this show needs more white blonde women. They were starting to develop distinct personalities #TheBachelorAU
— Dash Jayasuriya (@gameonmoll) August 13, 2020
Me at the new intruder #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/0V3Q6zzH0h
— AnushkaB අනුශ්කා (@nushyb) August 13, 2020
Areeba's reaction to yet another white blonde woman is a whole mood #TheBachelorAU
— Dash Jayasuriya (@gameonmoll) August 13, 2020
An "intruder" on only day 2 like we don't all know this is just a chick someone forgot to pick up from the hotel last night#TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/HtOfd7SEXa
— shiesty (@bishcheese) August 13, 2020
Locky whisks away the new girl for a chat and the other ladies are not thrilled.
Me watching the girls watch the intruder #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/zx6CeGNwQs
— Jerome Doraisamy (@JeromeDoraisamy) August 13, 2020
Why ?? Are ?? They ?? Crying ?? They ?? Literally ?? All ?? Signed ?? Up ?? To ?? Share ?? A ?? Boyfriend ??#TheBachelorAU
— Emma Mulquiney (@accordingto_em) August 13, 2020