Tonight’s Horny Episode Of The Bachy Retold Via Its Best Tweets

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We’re in the final two weeks of The Bachelor and the Badge has some tough decisions to make, kinda like me when I can’t decide between Tim Tams or Mint Slices.

Just kidding, it’s always Tim Tams.

Anyway, we saw two ladies get the chop tonight and tomorrow night looks to bring even more drama with hometown visits.

For the last group date, the Badge took his wives bowling – 1950s style – and then made them write letters to themselves in 10 years time… for some reason. Sophie had her solo date with Badge and also scored the steamiest makeout session of the season so far. And we bid farewell to Dasha and Emily. RIP.

Enough from me though, as per usual the tweets were the best goddamn part.

The speed date bowling was really something:

But the whole letter thing was v emotional. For the ladies anyway:

Nick took Britt to Max Brenner for some solo time, and the chocolate…brought back memories:

Sophie and Nick duked it out on the ice on their single date:

Then got super steamy in the hot tub:

Cass and Nick sang some campfire songs at the cocktail party:

And Emily and Dasha made a graceful exit: