Tonight’s Horny Episode Of The Bachy Retold Via Its Best Tweets
We’re in the final two weeks of The Bachelor and the Badge has some tough decisions to make, kinda like me when I can’t decide between Tim Tams or Mint Slices.
Just kidding, it’s always Tim Tams.
Anyway, we saw two ladies get the chop tonight and tomorrow night looks to bring even more drama with hometown visits.
For the last group date, the Badge took his wives bowling – 1950s style – and then made them write letters to themselves in 10 years time… for some reason. Sophie had her solo date with Badge and also scored the steamiest makeout session of the season so far. And we bid farewell to Dasha and Emily. RIP.
Enough from me though, as per usual the tweets were the best goddamn part.
The speed date bowling was really something:
In rolls 1950’s Nick. #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/JzFbpGWHW1
— Pocket Osher (@Pocket_Osher) September 26, 2018
Me when the girls said Nick’s hair looked hot#thebachelorAU pic.twitter.com/JMkgZ5sbMD
— Stacey Hicks (@StaceyAlyce) September 26, 2018
Everyone bar Cass looks like they’re being held against their will#TheBachelorAU
— Nez (@fraggle73) September 26, 2018
But the whole letter thing was v emotional. For the ladies anyway:
Cass’s letter #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/g9VsRH0yE3
— Catalina ? (@candycandyilove) September 26, 2018
Cass: "Dear Cass, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick…" #thebachelorau pic.twitter.com/E6Ypk0YaNQ
— AtomicNicky (@AtomicNicky) September 26, 2018
dasha's soulmate is her son, and i love that this is the true love story of #TheBachelorAU
— taryn ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง (@thereafter) September 26, 2018
Three cries in 15 minutes, equating to one every 5 mins… I mean the devil works hard, but discount Quinn and Rachel over here producing this episode are working harder..?? #TheBachelorAU
— Jessica (@jessimariemule) September 26, 2018
Honey badger is the most emotionless non expressive bachelor we've ever seen #thebachelorau
— Emma Louise (@EmmaH1123) September 26, 2018
Nick took Britt to Max Brenner for some solo time, and the chocolate…brought back memories:
Still traumatised by the last time someone on The Bachelor got "chocolatey" #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/lVl5xZ9a5y
— PUNKEE (@itspunkee) September 26, 2018
We all know what happens when you got a chocolate date on the bachelor. #thebachelorau pic.twitter.com/XsqDouQ2qi
— Kieran Simpson (@kieransimpson) September 26, 2018
CHOCOLATE TIIIIIIME!!! #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/lKaiL2Brfa
— AtomicNicky (@AtomicNicky) September 26, 2018
Whoa, if you don't zoom in you nearly miss it #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/QwD7Cn6ehg
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) September 26, 2018
Sophie and Nick duked it out on the ice on their single date:
What we immagine kissing with braces is like ? #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/lCz3dkkQ63
— The Bachelor Aus ? (@TheBachelorAU) September 26, 2018
“That is a big shitter”
What every girl wants to hear on a romantic date #TheBachelorAU— Michelle ?? (@MichelleMackey1) September 26, 2018
Dude you nearly just decapitated your date ? #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/V6bv9Kzz2q
— Steven McArthur (@diary_ofa_daddy) September 26, 2018
*Nick hands Sophie a plush toy bear"
Sophie: "What's its name?"
Nick: "…Bear"
#TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/fjw2kD8B8e— AtomicNicky (@AtomicNicky) September 26, 2018
Then got super steamy in the hot tub:
Sophie: "Night swim, so romantic"
Nick: "Don't piss in the water!"
Sophie:#TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/Vb7izVCEgz— AtomicNicky (@AtomicNicky) September 26, 2018
#TheBachelorAU Sophie didn't get a rose… But she got something else!! pic.twitter.com/4Tl2x7aqZ4
— Moosy (@CdvNat) September 26, 2018
First ice hockey, then tonsil hockey…….Sophie is on a roll. #TheBachelorAU
— Sue K. (@SueKennedy19) September 26, 2018
Cass and Nick sang some campfire songs at the cocktail party:
The cut from 'it's serious conversions tonight' and 'tonight will be a tough night for him' into cass and Nick playing the ukele was my favourite editing all season followed by the spa scene what a episode #TheBachelorAU
— Jessica (@Cupperzzz) September 26, 2018
Cass: whenever she looks at Nick #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/L0UUC3L9XL
— Hannah Michelsen (@hannahmicheles1) September 26, 2018
This will be the episode of #thebachelorau when we remember Cass got lei'd and Sophie got pucked #soromance
— Tori Hodgman (@torihodgman) September 26, 2018
And Emily and Dasha made a graceful exit:
Nick to Dascha on #TheBachelorAU : I’m letting you go because I’m sad seeing you miss your son so much
Also Nick: pic.twitter.com/QNn1oLTN3i
— Elise (@mikedexterisgod) September 26, 2018
Dasha’s farewell speech was hella gay and I’m here for it ?️??️??️? #TheBachelorAU
— Elise Rose (@kathleenblackx) September 26, 2018
Dasha just said goodbye to Nick in the same manner I say goodbye to my accountant after he’s done my tax #TheBachelorAU
— Nez (@fraggle73) September 26, 2018
The ep might be boring, but the closeness of these girls is heartwarming ?#TheBachelorAU
— @abilovestv (@abilovestv) September 26, 2018