LOL: Tonight’s Messy Bachy Retold In Hilarious Tweets
On tonight’s The Bachelor, the show returned to normality with everyone back in the mansion and for those watching at home who are still in Melbourne lockdown, the resentment is real.
While some of us are lucky to go to the supermarket, on tonight’s episode Roxi decided she has had enough of mansion-lyfe and left the show. Why? It’s very unclear (read more here). Juliette is involved. Then there was something about Bella kissing Locky 15 years ago. Roxi is a mysterious woman and her chaotic presence will be sorely missed.
Once Roxi left, the episode got increasingly duller. Aside from tensions brewing between Irena and Bella who clashed at the cocktail party, the latter part of the episode was just a boring date between Locky and Bec. It was so uneventful, I can’t remember a single thing that happened so let’s just jump into the funny tweets!
Tonight’s The Bachelor retold in hilarious tweets:
We’re back in the Bachy mansion! Locky welcomes each returning contestant and it feels like the premiere all over again.
Having to watch the red carpet walks again!! #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/YBdTFbwtRE
— Natalia Scully (@nataliamscully) September 10, 2020
locky after making out with every single girl who arrives #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/QY6l4e721u
— hey its jas ?? (@oatmilkheadass) September 10, 2020
Grasping my Uber Eats order like #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/IhnazQ7ikm
— Jerome Doraisamy (@JeromeDoraisamy) September 10, 2020
locky kissing each girl is what caused the melbourne outbreak #TheBachelorAU
— jenna / bella defense acc (@buterabeauty) September 10, 2020
Juliette arrives and Roxi is far from thrilled. They immediately start bickering.
BREAKING NEWS: roxi is shocked and upset that juliette has returned despite seeing her get a rose last week #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/D1pvclxIm1
— ?? ???? ?? (@violettfemmes) September 10, 2020
"Are you getting paid to do this??"
Yes Roxi.
You all are. #TheBachelorAU— Nez (@fraggle73) September 10, 2020
Here’s Rhonda again #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/CrhZs4j2B2
— Umami (@requiteddreamer) September 10, 2020
juliette when her existence pisses off roxi #thebachelorau pic.twitter.com/tLF1Ka34xw
— 잘자 우리 종현아. / 사랑하자 ♡ (@jackcallahans) September 10, 2020
Bella arrives and blanks Irena, she then tells some of the girls that she thinks Irena lied to her about Locky calling her.
Move aside Juliette and Roxi…we want to see what the hell is going on between “besties” Bella & Irena!! #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/MlPCxyz1d8
— Ms Who?! (@MsWho_11) September 10, 2020
Bella: *complains about Irena bragging about how much she's on the phone with Locky*
Also Bella: *constantly brags about how much she's on the phone with Locky*#TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/4XvZCvMtwg
— Kristin ? (@cynicghoul) September 10, 2020
Me trying to figure out what Irena did wrong #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/WzZw2ktnu2
— Rose Callaghan (Friendship Rose podcast!!) (@operation_rosie) September 10, 2020
Haven’t been this upset about a reality TV BFF duo breaking up since Paris and Nicole. #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/v2XQuOlkPu
— Katherine 'hasn't had a question' Allan (@kathrillhouse) September 10, 2020
As Irena talks to Locky, Bella gossips about her to the other women. She and Irena finally speak about their feud and it ends with Bella storming off and calling Irena nasty names.
this irena/ bella convo is basically a summary of what i heard everyday going to an all girls school #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/Gdx9vWtPVK
— teresa (@augustfallin) September 10, 2020
Bella: Irena why didn’t you tell me the exact timing and details of your calls with our shared boyfriend???
Irena and the rest of Australia: #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/z2uU9YoEya
— Kat (@fatkattweets) September 10, 2020
You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/rwkOOFfpnk
— Weslee (@WSpark98NZ) September 10, 2020
Bella has gone full Ronda #TheBachelorAU
— Dash Jayasuriya (@gameonmoll) September 10, 2020
Roxi dredges up issues from the past with Locky and tbh, it’s just exhausting.
roxi bringing up stuff from a few months ago…this is so embarrassing #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/d4UiqeWi1y
— hey its jas ?? (@oatmilkheadass) September 10, 2020
LOCKY WHY CAN’T YOU SEE THE RED FLAGS OH MY GOD #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/TfoZJGWMAZ
— alysha / juliette fan account (@intosneedy) September 10, 2020
Intruder Bec gets a single date card, and drama starts up again between Roxi and Juliette and it culminates in Roxi walking out of the mansion.
All the other girls (and Locky) as Roxy storms out #thebachelorau pic.twitter.com/Nv3Feeile7
— Glitter Trash ☔️? (@GlitterTrash3) September 10, 2020
Everyone to Roxi as she pulls a Jamie #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/GLOWZ7P6O7
— kira (@robbiesronan) September 10, 2020
Blocking fuccbois be like #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/gxsuQrw7oQ
— Jerome Doraisamy (@JeromeDoraisamy) September 10, 2020
How I responded when I was told I can’t go out for 6 weeks #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/CSopAru9G5
— Daniel Philp (@danielphilp90) September 10, 2020
You know who isn’t problematic?! NICOLE! #JusticeforNicole #TheBachelorAU
— Jack ✨ (@JackParwata) September 10, 2020
It’s a new day and Locky is reacting to Roxi leaving. He moves on quickly by taking Bec white water rafting. They share a kiss and she gets a rose.
Bec “falling” into those rapids #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/v2tGnway9S
— Kevin Horton (@SC_Kev7) September 10, 2020
The other girls think they've got this…..and here comes Bec! #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/mpFSrsPByo
— Colonel Kickhead (@colonelkickhead) September 10, 2020
Me watching Bec & Locky time #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/hJCqYiDb43
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) September 10, 2020
Then the episode just…ends. See y’all next week!
I can’t look away but this is the worst show and the worst Bachelor I’ve ever seen.
Bring back Blake, at least it had Laurina #TheBachelorAU #dirtystreetpie— Sarah Hession (@SarahHession) September 10, 2020