Tonight’s Bachy Madness Retold In Hilarious Tweets
We’re back for another instalment of The Bachelor and tonight five became four ahead of hometowns next week. Yes, we’re already that far into this season and I still have no clue who half these women are.
Two ladies who have made an impression are Bella and Irena, who continue to feud in tonight’s episode. This time it was Irena’s turn to make a scene at the cocktail party, storming out of a conversation about Bella getting a rose from Locky on their date. Sharing a boyfriend is tough.
I can’t see this petty rivalry coming to an end, as many assume that Bella and Irena will be the final two and will fight to the death for Locky’s beating heart. It’s going to get savage. Until then, let’s laugh about tonight’s shitshow.
Tonight’s The Bachelor retold via hilarious tweets:
Everyone is reeling from last night’s drama and the girls grill Bella over why Locky pulled her out of the rose ceremony.
The other girls listening to Bella’s relationship issues with also their boyfriend #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/j1vLYZBBU7
— Niccy T (@NicReality) September 17, 2020
Kaitlyn: "What did you and Locky talk about while you were outside?"
Bella:
#TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/U72O00XAMl
— AtomicNicky (@AtomicNicky) September 17, 2020
Gearing up for Bella v Irena, round two #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/No8goZYdnC
— Jerome Doraisamy (@JeromeDoraisamy) September 17, 2020
sigh i miss Juliette already #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/xU3EqMvRID
— alysha / juliette fan account (@intosneedy) September 17, 2020
Locky rocks up to make breakfast before Osher arrives to tell the girls they have to write a speech for a toast to their (hypothetical) future with Locky.
*Osher congratulating the contestants on putting their life on hold this year*
The rest of Australia: #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/eaOS69taSM— Bridget (@staybridget) September 17, 2020
#TheBachelorAU the girls standing up to say their speeches: pic.twitter.com/3oA6t10AkE
— livi✨ (@liviscritchley) September 17, 2020
2019: Lets go diving off a super yacht and dine on oysters and champagne.
2020: Lets write a speech about how great this random dude is while a bunch of alpacas look on.#TheBachelorAU
— Lauren Edwards (@laurenvedwards) September 17, 2020
IT REALLY BOTHERS ME THESE GIRLS HAVE BEEN GIVEN A *JOURNAL* AND THEY WILL FILL AT MAXIMUM 2 PAGES.
WHAT A WASTE. #TheBachelorAU
— taryn ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง (@thereafter) September 17, 2020
Bella’s going to present Locky with a Burn Book…I can feel it #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/8BprCkRYa3
— Kiera (@UnderYourPorch) September 17, 2020
Bella writing her toast to Locky about Irena.#TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/YrM9F2Vyjo
— So Dramatic! Podcast (@sodramaticpod) September 17, 2020
will we have a Cassie 2.0 with these written letters? #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/8YFF4LntWW
— T 🌸 (@ten_1996x) September 17, 2020
Me whenever I find out that the 24 nuggs for $10 promo is back on#TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/Vw6ynvnIho
— shiesty (@bishcheese) September 17, 2020
Bella gets picked for a solo date and they practice the art of kintsugi aka smashing up pottery and putting it back together. They make up and put their fight behind them.
Detective Locky looking for some big brown eyes 👁👁 #thebachelorau pic.twitter.com/R6MAETXHEh
— ©️ (@carlinad) September 17, 2020
Locky saying Bella is "a little shit, i can't wait to see 'er" is the most honest and romantic thing he's said all season #TheBachelorAU
— Rose Callaghan (Friendship Rose podcast!!) (@operation_rosie) September 17, 2020
"She's a little shit" is right up there with "I froth ya, hey." Aussies bringing the romance. #TheBachelorAU
— Dani Bevins (@DaniKBevins) September 17, 2020
The girls getting their Magnums in the mansion #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/nlhBv5Vybd
— Jerome Doraisamy (@JeromeDoraisamy) September 17, 2020
Bella tells Locky that she’s falling in love with him. Take THAT, Irena.
Me wondering why multiple women are in love with this man #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/U3htUPFIZx
— Emily (@ekk165) September 17, 2020
Bella: I’m falling in love with Locky
Bec: I’ve been here like 5 days #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/OHZwuyGnY9— charlotte 💫 (@charborland__) September 17, 2020
‘She’s perfect’
Australia:#TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/y1aWDS7l1Z
— Jack ✨ (@JackParwata) September 17, 2020
i’m really missing Areeba and Juliette right now #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/SMXMcFW8Eg
— alysha / juliette fan account (@intosneedy) September 17, 2020
At the cocktail party, Bella arrives with a rose and Irena storms off. Irena later breaks down in a piece to camera, meanwhile Locky grabs Bella for a sneaky kiss.
Why is Bella telling these girls every detail of her date #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/MvanFI7M6D
— Loren (@leapinloren) September 17, 2020
Julie Bishop would be quite jealous of this death stare I reckon. #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/sTfEk6mbdQ
— I am AntiFa (@RichardTuffin) September 17, 2020
So Irena's solution to Locky being really upset with Bella last night over her insecurity is to do exactly the same thing? #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/3gtdF4dQ5n
— Colonel Kickhead (@colonelkickhead) September 17, 2020
Someone tell Bella and Irena that the real winner will be the one who doesn’t have to move to Bali #TheBachelorAU
— Niccy T (@NicReality) September 17, 2020
Kaitlyn is left roseless and is sent home.
Irena is last to be called? #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/FctZL3Vvi6
— Weslee #TeamDay (@WSpark98NZ) September 17, 2020
Real talk… Does Kaitlyn get a courtesy Magnum for the road? #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/yjOohdwxfC
— tegtastic (@tegtastic) September 17, 2020