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The Funniest Tweets From Tonight’s Snooze Of A ‘Bachelor’ Episode

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This is only the third week of The Bachelor and I’m already ready for the show to send in a bunch of new intruders. Seriously, I’d take any drama at this stage. Hell, can someone read out their blank diary? Can anybody call Locky a dog c*nt?

This season ain’t looking great, fam. Tonight’s drama was a load of nothing. Roxi got angry at Juliette for speaking to Locky, despite the fact that Roxi already had a rose and as I write this I’m losing the will to go on. The show is obviously trying to stretch out storylines before production goes into lockdown and the results make for lacklustre viewing.

The structure of the episodes continue to be bizarre, with tonight’s episode starting with a rose ceremony and ending with a date. Locky chose Irena for his third single date, setting up drama between Bella and Irena next episode, who are apparently Bachy besties.

Let’s hope and pray tomorrow’s offerings are more exciting but until then be thankful for funny people on Twitter.

Tonight’s The Bachelor retold via hilarious tweets:

We return to the cocktail party and Juliette tells Locky that she was too sick to go on the group date, which contradicts what she said last episode, saying that she decided to give her spot to Areeba to make amends.

Roxi is plotting against Juliette and turning everyone against her. Laura confronts Juliette to ask “if some shit is going to go down” tonight, which doesn’t make a lot of sense.

Locky leaves his chat with Areeba to go and comfort Roxi. Areeba is pissed.

At the rose ceremony, Clare and Zoe-Clare are sent packing. We all take a moment to be thankful for this show bringing us Zoe-Clare and her speech about redhead rights.

Irena gets picked for a single date with Locky and they compete in a game of fencing.

Meanwhile, there’s a clear divide between foursome Juliette, Areeba, Kaitlyn, Kristina and everyone else.

Sparks fly between Irena and Locky and they share a steamy kiss.

That episode was so much but so very little.