The Funniest Tweets From Tonight’s Snooze Of A ‘Bachelor’ Episode
This is only the third week of The Bachelor and I’m already ready for the show to send in a bunch of new intruders. Seriously, I’d take any drama at this stage. Hell, can someone read out their blank diary? Can anybody call Locky a dog c*nt?
This season ain’t looking great, fam. Tonight’s drama was a load of nothing. Roxi got angry at Juliette for speaking to Locky, despite the fact that Roxi already had a rose and as I write this I’m losing the will to go on. The show is obviously trying to stretch out storylines before production goes into lockdown and the results make for lacklustre viewing.
The structure of the episodes continue to be bizarre, with tonight’s episode starting with a rose ceremony and ending with a date. Locky chose Irena for his third single date, setting up drama between Bella and Irena next episode, who are apparently Bachy besties.
Let’s hope and pray tomorrow’s offerings are more exciting but until then be thankful for funny people on Twitter.
Tonight’s The Bachelor retold via hilarious tweets:
We return to the cocktail party and Juliette tells Locky that she was too sick to go on the group date, which contradicts what she said last episode, saying that she decided to give her spot to Areeba to make amends.
Juliette is me in Year 7 when I had my period for the 7th time in a month to get out of PE #TheBachelorAU
— Kiera (@UnderYourPorch) August 26, 2020
i'm sorry, if i was "dying from an illness" i would prioritise MY health over a man
respect yourself please #TheBachelorAU
— taryn ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง (@thereafter) August 26, 2020
The girls saying you have to go on group dates even if you’re sick are 100% the idiots who went to work after getting a covid test #TheBachelorAU
— Georgia Love (@GeorgieALove) August 26, 2020
tag yourself, i’m the llama awkwardly hovering around the edge of a party i don’t really want to be at #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/2iSvUzYpIb
— luci (@llluci) August 26, 2020
That alpaca be like ? #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/lI7cWqBXGt
— Kylie Rallings (@k_rallings) August 26, 2020
Roxi is plotting against Juliette and turning everyone against her. Laura confronts Juliette to ask “if some shit is going to go down” tonight, which doesn’t make a lot of sense.
roxi rn with these conspiracy theories #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/m2DoDwW4zV
— ?? ???? ?? (@violettfemmes) August 26, 2020
If this cocktail party takes up the entire episode, we riot. #TheBachelorAU
— Ange Law (@ange_law) August 26, 2020
Locky leaves his chat with Areeba to go and comfort Roxi. Areeba is pissed.
Areeba still waiting for Locky months later #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/xYZ0Z7lNFH
— Jen (@jenbrec) August 26, 2020
Areeba is all of us waiting for something to happen on this episode lol #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/mJIPRfzgjk
— Bachelor of Hearts Podcast ? (@BOHpod) August 26, 2020
And the logie for best reaction shot in a reality series: #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/avfYeIvL7o
— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) August 26, 2020
I feel like, somehow, Roxi is gaslighting HERSELF. #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/IzKMUuXLqM
— Emma Bruty (@EGirl76) August 26, 2020
At the rose ceremony, Clare and Zoe-Clare are sent packing. We all take a moment to be thankful for this show bringing us Zoe-Clare and her speech about redhead rights.
Locky just doesn’t Clair #TheBachelorAU
— Tree Fiddy Kay (@fiddy_kay) August 26, 2020
i like to imagine Zoe-Clare crying on the car ride home, absolutely convinced that she got sent home because of her hair colour #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/DVw0zhjEle
— alysha / juliette fan account (@intosneedy) August 26, 2020
Wait Zoe-Clare’s going home?? In spite of her bone structure??? #TheBachelorAU
— Bachelor of Hearts Podcast ? (@BOHpod) August 26, 2020
The producers when Zoe doesn’t go on a rant about the prejudice against red heads at the cocktail party again #thebachelorau pic.twitter.com/uhmvgV0eVG
— Peter Thomas (@coturnix97) August 26, 2020
Irena gets picked for a single date with Locky and they compete in a game of fencing.
We all need a good sword poke right now. #TheBachelorAU
— Kirsty Trimper (@ktrimpie) August 26, 2020
GUYS THEY’RE TALKING ABOUT PENISES. #TheBachelorAU
— Em Rusciano (@EmRusciano) August 26, 2020
Looks like this date will be just Locky, himself and Irena #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/clZamewe7S
— The Bachelor Guy (@HDBorland) August 26, 2020
Why are we going on a single date at 8:21pm?!? #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/C2RedTGXd8
— Blythe Moore (@Blythe_Moore) August 26, 2020
Meanwhile, there’s a clear divide between foursome Juliette, Areeba, Kaitlyn, Kristina and everyone else.
This really is #Survachelor
They’ve broken into alliances. #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/nRViagrWf9— Michelle ?? (@MichelleMackey1) August 26, 2020
The beef between Roxi’s and Areeba’s clans is like West Side Story but for drunk bogans #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/NcT9BlN4c2
— Jerome Doraisamy (@JeromeDoraisamy) August 26, 2020
#TheBachelorAU a summary pic.twitter.com/Cs0rQAjlI0
— ??????? (@keanuhoe) August 26, 2020
Can we have a group date but it be with a therapist instead of Locky? These girls are not okay #TheBachelorAU
— emily (@ekk165) August 26, 2020
Sparks fly between Irena and Locky and they share a steamy kiss.
Locky: "I've never popped a cork before"
Producers: "Great – here's a sword" #thebachelorau pic.twitter.com/M1FuZAUpEv
— AtomicNicky (@AtomicNicky) August 26, 2020
Locky: I could spend the rest of my life with you honestly
Women of Australia: #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/cYEvwXzaWj
— Niccy T (@NicReality) August 26, 2020
That episode was so much but so very little.
This forced attempt at drama got me like #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/jFo3IiF7PU
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) August 26, 2020
Cannot wait for the Zoom dates to start:#TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/2L2g7Vzb2z
— Stweetheart (@stweet_heart) August 26, 2020