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Tonight’s Coronavirus Edition Of ‘The Bachelor’ Retold Via Funny Tweets

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On tonight’s The Bachelor, the pre-pandemic bubble we were all living in burst as Osher told everyone that production was going to be shut down as filming the show had become a safety hazard.

But before that announcement, it was business as usual with the only difference being that group dates would now only be held inside the confines of the Bachy mansion. This had no effect on tonight’s group sesh as medium Alison Maiden was invited over to give everyone a reading. This started off well, but went awry when Alison mentioned Bella’s relative who…err, was not in fact dead. This show is DARK, man.

Everything was OK, tho! Later on, Locky comforted Bella with his lips, as they shared a kiss at the cocktail party which set off Roxi (again) and everything kicked off. This all happened BEFORE Osher dropped the news that everybody had to black limousine their way back home. Phew! SO MUCH.

Let’s rehash the whole mess via funny tweets…

Tonight’s The Bachelor retold in hilarious tweets:

Following the rose ceremony, Osher arrives to alert the contestants about the pandemic but says that the women can remain in the Bachy mansion.

The group date sees a selected few speak to a psychic medium, who tells Locky that he will have a baby boy and so will Bella. Coincidence?

The psychic then freaks out Bella by speaking about someone with cancer, and Bella assumes she’s referring to her grandfather who she thought was still alive. Thankfully, it’s all cleared up and he is indeed still living.

Alison interviews all the girls with Locky to assess their compatibility. He is compatible with Bella, Irena, and some blonde stranger named Bel. Bel is rewarded with a rose.

Locky charges in on a motorbike and chooses Roxi to go for a ride. He asks her if she’s a “jealous person”, she says she is and Twitter emphatically agrees.

It’s cocktail party time! Roxi arrives with a rose so you’d think she’d be chill tonight but…nope! Enter Osher to tell everyone that five women will be leaving tonight.

Locky pulls Bella aside and they totally kiss in clear view of the other women. Roxi finds out and is ropeable. Irena is also pissed off with what happened.

At the rose ceremony, Laura, Areeba, Gemma, Charley and Marg are sent packing.

Then Osher appears again to tell Locky that production will be shut down and he has to say goodbye to the ladies.

It’s all a little too real.