Tonight’s Final ‘Zoomchelor’ Bachy Episode Retold Via Hilarious Tweets
Beep beep! It’s The Bachelor time and let’s be grateful that tomorrow night we resume normal programming and return to the mansion. If I wanted to watch anymore disinterested Zoom chats, I’d actually show up to a work meeting, ammirite? (Don’t fire me.)
Tonight saw the introduction of latecomer Bec to the Bachy fold and it turns out she and Locky have a lot in common. She loves playing sports, going camping, and looks like the kind of person who would apply for Survivor. She is pretty much just Locky’s ex Brooke but with blonde hair. Well played, Osher.
As usual, most of the drama that went down tonight came from Roxi and Juliette having another blow-up. During a Zoom call at the cocktail party, Juliette said in front of the new girl that Roxi had thrown shade her way and this set Roxi off. I’m so over this repetitive drama but thankfully, if the rumours can be believed Roxi will be leaving the mansion tomorrow. Praise be. This will hopefully leave space for new drama aka Bella and Irena ending their friendship.
Until then, these tweets from tonight’s episode were a blessing to us all.
Tonight’s The Bachelor retold in hilarious tweets:
The women find out they will be returning to the mansion next week, before Bella, Steph, Nicole, and Roxi get picked to introduce a family member to Locky for this week’s group date.
Osher: congrats, girls! As of next week, you can leave your home prisons and return to the Bachie prison #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/awjUTXM1Dt
— Jerome Doraisamy (@JeromeDoraisamy) September 9, 2020
People in Victoria right now as Osher mentions restrictions being eased… #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/zpDDi2aY2I
— Nathan Brown (@nathanbrown90) September 9, 2020
Roxi, explaining her reaction to literally anyone doing literally anything #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/e9T6vsN89g
— Bachelor of Hearts Podcast ? (@BOHpod) September 9, 2020
Locky gets grilled by the parents, with Roxi’s mum and Steph’s dad slinging some difficult questions his way.
Steph’s dad looks thrilled to be there #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/L3kFe99idB
— Kat (@fatkattweets) September 9, 2020
Steph’s dad giving off strong Kiki’s mum vibes #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/lCZ7PqHTac
— Jerome Doraisamy (@JeromeDoraisamy) September 9, 2020
Family resemblance! #TheBachelorAu pic.twitter.com/Hm68fwISIQ
— So Dramatic! Podcast (@sodramaticpod) September 9, 2020
Rhonda has been very present on #TheBachelorAU
— Melissa Anderson (@LifestyleMels) September 9, 2020
when Roxi gets angry #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/YV4Q0N0Krn
— Patrick Lenton (@PatrickLenton) September 9, 2020
After the date, Bella rubs everyone the wrong way by speaking about Locky like she’s dating him (she is tho, right?) and when the ladies tell Irena, she says their friendship is done. Yikes.
Lol are they trying to make Bella the new villain? All because she has a strong connection with Locky? #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/hxiplLnYub
— T ? (@ten_1996x) September 9, 2020
so you’re telling me irena is ending her friendship with bella cos *checks notes* her mum liked locky and bella was openly happy about it #thebachelorau
— ♱ ??????? ?????? ????? (@yy___xy) September 9, 2020
BREAKING: rift strangely forming between 2 women dating same man#TheBachelorAU
— Rose Callaghan (Friendship Rose podcast!!) (@operation_rosie) September 9, 2020
Me when I tune in to watch this show every Wednesday and Thursday without fail but it’s the same Roxi bullshit #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/4Q9AGXfjvl
— drazmemes (@drazmemes) September 9, 2020
Osher bursts in on Locky eating breakfast to introduce our Bachy to Bec, the new intruder. She loves rugby and the outdoors, so she’s basically his perfect match.
Osher: Bec has prepared a video for you Locky
Bec: #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/Kbsp1WVzhx— Holly Licuanan (@hollyslicuanan) September 9, 2020
Another blonde woman #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/L1FyfZHffh
— Jacinta (@CaptainJacFrost) September 9, 2020
Still waiting for this intruder #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/ebBU4WzUbQ
— Jerome Doraisamy (@JeromeDoraisamy) September 9, 2020
The girls watch a video of Bec, and Roxi immediately decides she’s there for the wrong reasons…without even meeting her.
Osher: we’ve got a new lady for you to meet.
Locky: yeeeeeessssss!
The other women:
#TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/Bxp8mEycPH— Michelle ?? (@MichelleMackey1) September 9, 2020
Osher: we have another girl in the running for Locky..
The girls:
#TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/D7ukaDNa9j
— AMY ⭐️ (@amyjane_76) September 9, 2020
The person I relate most to this season is Roxi’s dog. ?? #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/VhD938XrPx
— Cup of RealiTea (@CuppaRealitea) September 9, 2020
Locky and Bec have a single date where she tells him that she wants to have four to six kids. Jesus!
Locky's dream wife checklist:
☑ Happy to live in a tent#TheBachelorAU
— Lara Chan-Baker (@larachanbaker) September 9, 2020
Man. The chemistry between Locky and this week's new athletic blonde is ELECTRIC! Some of their sentences had multiple syllables, and she likes tents. Sounds like a match to me. #thebachelorau #bachelorau
— Ashley Weidner (@bigash65) September 9, 2020
Bec: I want six kids.
Locky: I want two kids.
Bec: I meant I want two kids. #TheBachelorAU— Merryn Porter (@Merryn_Porter) September 9, 2020
At the cocktail party, Juliette tells Bec that Roxi said negative things about her and Roxi kicks off…for the 326th time this season.
Bec stuck on Zoom while Roxi and Juliette are yelling at each other:#TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/l9R1fQ6szD
— Lauren Edwards (@laurenvedwards) September 9, 2020
Blocking toxic people on Tinder be like #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/hhL2bvaPDM
— Jerome Doraisamy (@JeromeDoraisamy) September 9, 2020
Roxi is literally every angry girl in a nightclub toilet that’s tried to fight me cos I took too long peeing #TheBachelorAU
— bellarjohnston (@bellarjohnston) September 9, 2020
Roxi is this meme to a tee #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/C5xBGms7Dc
— Michelle Rennex (@michellerennex) September 9, 2020
It’s rose ceremony time! Our dancing queen Nicole was sent home and tbh, Locky never deserved her.
WHAT! #TheBachelorAU – NICOLE?!
That's it Locky. pic.twitter.com/S8R0qjdNKc
— Simone (@Sim_oneL) September 9, 2020
NICOLE?! MADDY HASN’T EVEN HAD A SINGLE DATE WHAT #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/4Y6dmGtgYf
— alysha / juliette fan account (@intosneedy) September 9, 2020
Nicole, sadly zoomed #TheBachelorAU
— Rosalind Lloyd (@roslloyd32) September 9, 2020