LMAO: The Funniest Tweets From Tonight’s Hectic Bachy Hometowns
It’s that time of the year again! When all the grumpiest dads and brothers peer out from behind their barbecues to grill the Bachelor over his intentions with their daughter or sister. Oh, and one mum asked him about his sperm.
Tonight’s ‘hometowns’ episode was lacking the hometown aspect: because of the pandemic, Locky couldn’t actually visit the final four women in their homes or experience their day-to-day life. Instead, all the families came to Locky’s Bach pad, except Irena’s fam who had to Zoom call in due to Melbourne’s lockdown restriction.
Compared to previous years, the episode was seriously lacking as we missed out on seeing other parts of Australia. Considering most of us are still restricted from travelling interstate, this change to the episode’s format cut extra deep. Thankfully, the tweets have never been funnier.
Tonight’s hometowns episode of The Bachelor retold in hilarious tweets:
It’s hometowns but well, Locky isn’t actually going to anyone’s hometowns and instead the fams are coming to him. Izzy is first and they do some yoga while realising Locky has a third nipple.
Harry Styles has four nipples mate, you’re not that special #thebachelorau
— jordyn (@esnysunflowers) September 23, 2020
Locky is the only Australian in Bali who hasn't done a yoga retreat.#TheBachelorAU
— So Dramatic! Podcast (@sodramaticpod) September 23, 2020
Everyone who’s watched Survivor knows who the real Yoga bae is… #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/Ew82E7IaAu
— Kiera (@UnderYourPorch) September 23, 2020
Meeting Izzy’s family, they quiz him about feminism and err…his sperm.
Did that mum just ask for his sperm? #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/6830l4BJjZ
— Kiera (@UnderYourPorch) September 23, 2020
How have we gotten this far without knowing that Izzy grew up on a feminist commune. It is literally the most interesting thing about her #TheBachelorAU
— Dash Jayasuriya (@gameonmoll) September 23, 2020
“Locky, how do you feel about feminism?”
Locky: #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/e4QgaaVj17— Patrick Lenton (@PatrickLenton) September 23, 2020
“Hey Locky how do you feel about basic human rights and equality?”
Locky: #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/0lVJfxG249— gabby (@gabbysgap) September 23, 2020
I knew Locky would crumble around strong women and I'm loving it #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/649nPVejs5
— Emma (@taupe_cat) September 23, 2020
locky after pretending he cares about feminism and family values #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/3pYk85c37a
— ??????? (@keanuhoe) September 23, 2020
Irena is next, they go on a waterfall date before Osher arrives to tell Irena that her family can’t travel from Melbourne so will have to meet Locky virtually.
*when they run out of ooshies at woolies* #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/YCimkrZV9H
— ????? ???????? (@DylanMatthews91) September 23, 2020
The complete devastation of an unexpected and unplanned Zoom call with strangers is the most relatable part of this entire show. #TheBachelorAU
— Abby Butler (@abbzbutler) September 23, 2020
I would cry too if I was stuck in nsw. #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/aq09hbaoAw
— Tania (@tanlbh) September 23, 2020
Irena’s brother grills Locky, throwing some difficult questions his way.
Me interviewing Locky on a zoom call if my sister was on #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/8BU6SKGYdN
— Colonel Kickhead (@colonelkickhead) September 23, 2020
My brother would sell me for a snickers #TheBachelorAU
— Emily (@ekk165) September 23, 2020
Irena’s brother hunting down every guy that interacts with her #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/oB3e2Ne0qc
— T ? (@ten_1996x) September 23, 2020
It’s the same story with Bec’s family, as her brother absolutely roasts Locky, especially after Locky says he could watch Bec on mute. Err…that is definitely NOT a compliment.
"Could watch her on mute".
Lucky you had all that practice back paddling in the whitewater date … #TheBachelorAU— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) September 23, 2020
Locky just said the sound could have been turned down on the video of Bec. #thebachelorau pic.twitter.com/SGhQQvjRrI
— Merryn Porter (@Merryn_Porter) September 23, 2020
This guy has absolutely cornered me at a party to explain the hidden symbolism of every Tarantino movie #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/333KYhN873
— Bachelor of Hearts Podcast ? (@BOHpod) September 23, 2020
Bella and Locky make dinner for her fam, before her dad arrives to absolutely rip Locky a new one. The men on this show need to chill TF out.
steve looks like the type to break someone’s kneecaps without them knowing #thebachelorau
— a (@jackcallahans) September 23, 2020
When you get ghosted #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/2EoOrqIYJ4
— Jerome Doraisamy (@JeromeDoraisamy) September 23, 2020
you vs the guy she told you not to worry about #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/Wvas0Yg2hh
— nick wray (@nickwray) September 23, 2020
When saying goodbye, Bella gets upset over the fact Locky can’t say whether he loves her or not.
I did monologues in Year 10 Drama that were less dramatic than Bella right now #TheBachelorAU
— Jen (@jenbrec) September 23, 2020
Are bella's family just sittin at the table with their wine listening to her cry? #TheBachelorAU
— jumbo?? (@sianvaladian) September 23, 2020
I would straight up yeet a person out the door if they ever called me bubby #TheBachelorAU
— Danni (@danni_wanders) September 23, 2020
In a series first, at the rose ceremony two women — Izzy and Bec — are sent home, with Irena and Bella going into tomorrow night’s finale. No one is surprised.
Me acting shocked he chose Irena and Bella #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/48sMHfSiPx
— TeacherIsTeaching (@amyj77) September 23, 2020
Locky whispering in Issy’s ear:
“About that sperm….” #TheBachelorAU— Michelle ?? (@MichelleMackey1) September 23, 2020
Tomorrow night’s finale looks wild. Big Yikes.
Why would you tell both girls you’re in love with them I can’t deal with this #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/IORkrDVPaO
— Beth Johnstone (@jonosrants) September 23, 2020