WE’RE FREE: The Funniest Tweets From ‘The Bachelorette’ Finale
We did it! It’s all over for another year. After an absolute marathon Bachy season, with Bachelor In Paradise, The Bachelor and The Bachelorette running consecutively for the last four months, we finally have some reality TV reprieve.
Well, until Married at First Sight kicks off next year. But for now, let’s be thankful that we got through another season and that our Bachelorettes Elly and Becky Miles actually both chose someone in the finale. Never forget that Nick Cummins’ season proved that picking someone is an option and not a given.
I can’t say that anything that happened tonight was shocking. Becky picking cafe owner Pete over kite surfing instructor Adrian was predictable, while Elly choosing early favourite Frazer over ex-hookup Joe was to be expected. The finale lacked a bit of wow-factor being held in regional New South Wales this year, rather than overseas, but luckily the people on Twitter were doing absolute most to make us laugh.
The Bachelorette finale retold in hilarious tweets:
It’s finale day, but not everyone is thrilled with the top four fellas.
Current mood #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/5wHrOrlARs
— Tas Mavridis (@MavridisTas) November 5, 2020
I miss Adam.#BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/0UVGNhromL
— So Dramatic! Podcast (@sodramaticpod) November 5, 2020
Me tuning in for the #BacheloretteAU finale after this complete waste of a season pic.twitter.com/Geu6bl4PpY
— Kat (@fatkattweets) November 5, 2020
The remaining 8 viewers of this season tuning in to watch the finale #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/UObrr3HrDd
— Nathan Brown (@nathanbrown90) November 5, 2020
Joe’s final date sees him and Elly taking a cruise on a steamboat before paddleboarding. At the end of the night, Joe tells Elly that he’s falling in love with her.
Joey is every straight man who reappears in the life of the woman he let go as soon as she starts doing well #BacheloretteAU
— Kristen Amiet (@KrissiAmiet) November 5, 2020
Frazer stans out in full force tonight #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/ZyYwgGN26d
— Shannon Guss (Gaitz) (@ShannonGaitz) November 5, 2020
#BacheloretteAU my husband just said Joey is dumber than a box of rocks and I feel sad knowing Adam could tell me what those rocks are
— Dame Kittness (@SoftKittyWarm) November 5, 2020
This preview of Bachelor in Paradise looks shit tbh #BachelroetteAU pic.twitter.com/D4CEA2GnE0
— Bachelor of Hearts Podcast 🌹 (@BOHpod) November 5, 2020
#BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/ZcKcDhVm99
— Rose Callaghan (Friendship Rose podcast!!) (@operation_rosie) November 5, 2020
Me to my third rum and Coke of the night #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/UyQeLMYrNU
— Jack ✨ (@JackParwata) November 5, 2020
Becky and Pete are up next and in the mood for plummeting to their deaths. They go skydiving together and when they land on the ground, Becky asks Pete some difficult questions about his feelings for her. He gives her nothing.
Nothing can replicate this iconic moment #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/HsWBQA8g94
— Katie (@Carlando4eva) November 5, 2020
Jumping out of a plane and then trauma bonding over it is not my idea of a good time.#BacheloretteAU
— So Dramatic! Podcast (@sodramaticpod) November 5, 2020
Becky: are you ready Pete?
Pete:
#BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/TGAgDpwlBV— Michelle 🐿💨 (@MichelleMackey1) November 5, 2020
Unseen footage of Becky trying to get Pete to talk about his feelings and give any indication that he actually likes her in any way #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/MZjMCVtFYp
— Michelle Rennex (@michellerennex) November 5, 2020
Me watching this #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/eZ581LbWes
— Carly Heading (@carlyylalaa) November 5, 2020
Frazer’s last date has him and Elly driving a tractor, before sharing a bath and discussing where they would live if they were together in the end.
How it started vs how it’s going.#BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/e6sS2BWRnF
— Lauren Edwards (@laurenvedwards) November 5, 2020
Oooh who else had "tractor" on their "Did I Mention I'm From the Country" bingo card??? #BacheloretteAU
— Rose Callaghan (Friendship Rose podcast!!) (@operation_rosie) November 5, 2020
The poor bastard that needs to move that fucking bath around NSW. #BacheloretteAU
— Jack ✨ (@JackParwata) November 5, 2020
In this season's plot twist.. the bath is full of normal water… but the Lake is clearly full of chocolate… #BacheloretteAU https://t.co/0F84n7qT7q
— Simone (@Sim_oneL) November 5, 2020
Finally, Becky and Adrian rub mud on each other and compliment each other’s eyes. Adrian tells Becky he’s falling for her.
Becky on #BacheloretteAU: "I can see a future with Adrian."
Rest of Australia: pic.twitter.com/aBE8WIjF33— Bethany Nevile (@beffyn101) November 5, 2020
Is it really that hard? #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/3pHEq89mXS
— Bach Chat Podcast (@BachChatPodcast) November 5, 2020
At the final rose ceremony, Becky dumps Adrian and picks Pete.
Adrian's speech was so gracious. And asking Becky to wish Elly all the best was all class.#BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/heA4w537Hg
— Kath2015DG (@Kath2015DG) November 5, 2020
Adrian could give tips to Donald Trump in how to be humble in defeat #BacheloretteAU
— Merryn Porter (@Merryn_Porter) November 5, 2020
#BacheloretteAU adrian looking for the boys pic.twitter.com/wd3i1fJI6l
— hayley ♡ (@hayley_lawley) November 5, 2020
If Becky picks Pete at the end of this and she doesn’t say “Pete Mann, you are my Mann” then what the fuck are we even doing here? 🤔 #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/AR81E8M6dw
— 𝐃𝐲𝐥𝐚𝐧 𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐰𝐬 (@DylanMatthews91) November 5, 2020
Becky: "Hey Pete, you're a done deal"
Pete: "yeah, why not" #BacheloretteAU— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) November 5, 2020
Honestly, just use a fraction of the flower budget on some socks #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/UthmEQ2zih
— Ingrid McCarthy (@ingidefygravity) November 5, 2020
While in a series first, Elly breaks Joe’s heart by dumping him before the rose ceremony.
Joe is a king and we did not deserve him #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/XMhquqM0p0
— indi 🌷 (@indyr0se) November 5, 2020
Me watching Elly struggle to push out enough tears to match her facial expressions. #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/uB6ZeNMAyE
— Cass (@cassfinn_9) November 5, 2020
That crying reel just secured Elly a contract on Neighbours #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/R1FF7j2Gnk
— Tas Mavridis (@MavridisTas) November 5, 2020
Elly tells Frazer that he’s the one and we have our happy ending. Huzzah.
Elly: crying
Frazer: “hahahaha I didn’t even notice”She’s made the right choice here. #BacheloretteAU
— Bachelor of Hearts Podcast 🌹 (@BOHpod) November 5, 2020
Oh Elly, a quick ‘I can really see myself falling in love wiv you’ from Frazer, while standing at the finale, is almost as good as being under the umbrella of ambiguity. #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/t7rqmy0yt4
— Cass (@cassfinn_9) November 5, 2020
Elly when she realizes that this means she’s going to have to sit in the car with Frazer’s mum every Saturday and watch him play footy for some local Brisbane team #bacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/xPsjLHRVnI
— Jadasaurus (@Jadasaurus1) November 5, 2020
Fraser and Elly back in the hotel after the final rose ceremony #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/FHCf41DcrM
— 𝐃𝐲𝐥𝐚𝐧 𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐰𝐬 (@DylanMatthews91) November 5, 2020
Thank fuck it’s over.
Crikey. That a wrap
#BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/jYIWimSVPT— Michelle 🐿💨 (@MichelleMackey1) November 5, 2020