Here Are All The Spicy Rumours Surrounding ‘The Bachelorette’ Finale

With hometown visits drawing closer for Ali’s season of The Bachelorette, tabloid rumours are starting to go into overdrive about the final outcome.

Is Ali happy? Is she in love? Has she been stabbing her Grant Kemp voodoo doll? Is she in a polyamorous relationship with Todd, Taite, AND Bill?! No, because I just made that up, but I could see it as a magazine headline anyway.

If you don’t have time to be reading every single tabloid rumour surrounding our Bachy princess right now, I don’t blame you.

Instead, I just rounded them all up in one place for you.

Here are all the rumours going ’round about Ali’s Bachelorette ending.

1. It’s all gonna end the same was as Honey Badger’s season

In interviews Ali hasn’t necessarily said she’s found someone, but stuck to using quotes like “I’m very happy.” Honey Badger did a similar thing, whereas previous Bachelor or Bachelorettes, like Matty J and Sophie, have said they’ve fallen in love but (obviously) couldn’t say with who.

2. Ali’s already pregnant with twins

NW declared that Ali stepped off a plane in Melbourne looking like she was showing off a blossoming baby bump.

This happens to me often, as in, every time after I eat.

3. Todd “confirmed” that he won

Apparently in an interview Todd talked about how he’d be the “disciplinarian” to their kids because Ali is far too nice. So obviously that means he won. And she’s pregnant with his babies.

4. Ali gets dumped in the final rose ceremony

Imagine: She says goodbye to the runner-up, then the winner is all ‘sorry, I can’t do this’, hence the emotional breakdown.

5. Ali chooses someone… and then they take their face off, revealing themselves as Grant

It’d truly be a finale like no other.

6. Daniel comes back and wins the whole thing

It’d be the shocking twist literally no one saw coming.